Ah, the New York Mets—an institution of baseball mastery, or at least an attempt at it! It’s a love story steeped in the bittersweet aroma of baseball dreams and the occasional absurdity of a seemingly misplaced outfielder. Let’s dive into some humorous musings dedicated to these remarkable players. Whether you’re a die-hard fanatic or only tune in when the free food at the ballpark is particularly enticing, these jokes about the Mets are sure to tickle your funny bone!
1. Why don’t the Mets need a rocket scientist?
Because they already know how to launch a pop fly into the stratosphere!
2. The Mets and the Bermuda Triangle have something in common.
Both are legendary for making things disappear—like their playoff hopes!
3. What’s the Mets’ philosophy on collusion?
Join the team! They do it every season when they collude to finish just shy of a championship!
4. How do you know the Mets are good at theater?
Their ability to perform in front of an empty stadium is Oscar-worthy!
5. Did you hear about the Mets’ new logo?
It’s a mirror! They wanted to remind themselves that every year, they look very much like the team that plays poorly!
6. Why did the Mets fan bring a ladder to the game?
Because they heard the playoffs were within reach!
7. Why are the Mets the best at recycling?
They’ve turned “last place” into a yearly tradition!
8. How does a Mets player order coffee?
“Make it a double. Oh wait, I mean a single!”
9. What’s the difference between a Mets fan and a carp?
One is a finned creature that flops around aimlessly, and the other is a fish!
10. Why don’t the Mets ever get lost?
Because they can always count on their opponents to lead them to the right field!
11. How do you keep the Mets out of your yard?
Put up a ‘No Home Runs’ sign!
12. Why did the Mets player go to art school?
To learn how to draw a walk!
13. What do you call a group of Mets fans?
A “self-help group”! They need it every time they witness a blown save!
14. Did you hear about the Mets’ new motivational speaker?
He specializes in delivering motivational speeches, then quietly watches in horror as they get blown out by five runs.
15. What’s the Mets’ secret to success?
A meticulous game plan of “Let’s try not to get in our own way… eh, who are we kidding!”
So there you have it: a delightful romp through the whimsical world of Mets humor. Even when the game seems overwhelming, remember that laughter is sometimes the best way to endure the plight of being a Mets fan. Play ball!