Ah, submarines! Those enigmatic vessels that glide beneath the waves, making their presence known only when they feel like popping up for a game of “surprise!” Like stealthy aquatic ninjas, they remind us that just because we can’t see them, doesn’t mean they’re not lurking with a treasure trove of humor! Here are 15 jokes about submarines to bubble up your spirits.
1. Why don’t submarines ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck trying to find them—they take their hiding game to a whole new level!
2. What do you call a submarine filled with students?
A class below sea level!
3. How do submarines keep their secrets safe?
They use sonar to tune out all the gossip.
4. Why was the submarine’s career coaching session a flop?
It just kept diving deeper into issues instead of coming up for air.
5. What did the captain say when he was asked how he felt about his submarine?
“It’s un-fish-able!”
6. What’s a submarine’s favorite type of music?
Anything with good “depth”!
7. Why did the submarine join a gym?
To work on its “buoyancy”!
8. How do submarines deal with underwater dating?
They just dive right in—who needs shallow waters anyway?
9. Why are submarines such great negotiators?
Because they know how to get down to the depths of any deal!
10. How do submariners stay so organized?
They always keep their “narrative” in a perfect “sub”-folder!
11. Why did the fish blush when it saw the submarine?
Because it knew it was staring deep into uncharted waters!
12. What’s a submarine’s favorite game?
“Periscope Poke”—it’s all about taking turns to see who can spot the best view!
13. Why do submarines never get lost?
Because they’re always navigating through their “course” of life!
14. What is a submarine’s biggest pet peeve?
When someone says, “You’re really under the weather!” It prefers it overcast!
15. Finally, what’s the most important rule for submariners?
Always keep your periscope up and your sense of humor even higher!
Submarines might be a little out of sight, but their ability to surface laughter is surprisingly buoyant! So, the next time you hear a gurgle or two beneath the waves, just know—it’s probably not just the ocean talking; it’s the humor of submarines rising to the surface.