Ah, uncles! The unsung heroes of family gatherings, armed with a treasure trove of dad jokes and a penchant for mischief. They’re the ones who might show up wearing socks with sandals, playfully tease you about your life choices, and somehow always have a stash of snacks hidden away. Here are 15 rib-tickling jokes about uncles that’ll have you chuckling and maybe rolling your eyes at the same time!
1. Why did the uncle bring a ladder to the family reunion?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
2. What do you call an uncle who tells bad jokes?
A puncle! You can’t help but groan when they start!
3. Why did Uncle Bob take up gardening?
He wanted to make some thyme for himself!
4. How does an uncle plan a surprise party?
He “pencils” it in! You can’t trust him with a secret, though.
5. What did the young man say when his uncle borrowed his favorite shirt?
“You’re getting too old for a midlife crisis, Uncle! Stick to my old jerseys!”
6. Why do uncles love barbecues?
It’s the only time they get to play with fire without raising alarms!
7. How do you know your uncle is a true legend?
He can make a two-minute story about a trip to the grocery store last for an eternity!
8. Why did the uncle sit on top of the car?
He wanted to be in the “driver’s seat” of the family drama!
9. What does an uncle and a magician have in common?
Both can make your favorite snacks disappear in seconds when you’re not looking!
10. Why did Uncle Jerry refuse to play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding when he can spot you with his “dad radar” from a mile away!
11. Why do uncles excel at trivia?
Years of accumulated useless knowledge from avoiding actual responsibilities!
12. What happens when an uncle enters a staring contest?
You have two options: give in immediately or prepare for the most awkward session of your life.
13. Why did Uncle Steve install a trampoline in his backyard?
Because he thought it was a great way to “jump” into family fun—literally!
14. How can you tell your uncle’s cooking is questionable?
When the smoke alarm goes off, and it’s not even a fire—just his attempt at grilling!
15. Why did the uncle always carry a pencil behind his ear?
To draw attention away from the fact that he never really knows what he’s talking about!
So there you have it, folks! Uncles, with their quirks and one-liners, keep family gatherings lively and filled with laughter. Just remember, when you’re groaning at their jokes, they’re secretly reveling in their comedic genius—just like an uncle would!
