Gather ‘round, ladies and gents, as we embark on a whimsical journey through the delightful antics of midgets—excuse me, little people! They say life is like a comedy show, and the punchlines come in all shapes and sizes. So, let’s relish in some witty jesting that celebrates our pint-sized pals. Here are 15 funny jokes about midgets that promise to elevate your spirits—from knee-high chuckles to belly laughs!
1. Why did the midget go to the bar? To reach for the high spirits, but only ended up with whiskey on the rocks… literally!
2. How do you make a midget laugh on New Year’s Eve? You tell him 2023 is only a hop away!
3. I once saw a midget playing basketball. He was really good at rebounds. I guess you could say he had a leg up on the competition!
4. What do you call a midget that runs a marathon? A “mini-streak!” It’s not just about the size; it’s about the speed!
5. I asked my midget friend if he wanted to play hide and seek. He grinned and said, “You’ll never find me!” To which I replied, “You always stand out, buddy!”
6. Two midgets walked into a bar. The bartender says, “What’ll it be?” They look at each other and say, “The usual… a tall tale!”
7. Why don’t midgets play football? Because they always end up in the end zone—short on yards!
8. I heard midgets make the best partners in crime. Why? Because they can fit into all the best hiding spots. Talk about a “small” time crook!
9. How do you know a midget likes you? He tells you, “Don’t worry, I’m just a little smitten!”
10. What’s a midget’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good beat; they love to groove with a low profile!
11. I wrote a book about midgets and titled it “Small Wonders.” It’s a real page-turner, but thankfully, not a “little” read!
12. Why did the midget go shopping at the big-and-tall store? He wanted to buy shoes that were “over the top!”
13. When a midget orders a coffee, he always asks for it in a “small cup.” He believes it’s all in the presentation!
14. I challenged my midget friend to a race. He said, “Let’s just call it a ‘short sprint’ for fun!”
15. And finally, what did the wise midget say to his tall friend? “It’s not how tall you are, but how high you can lift your spirits!”
And there you have it—a cavalcade of cheerful chuckles that highlight the delightful nature of midgets. Whether they’re scaling mountains of humor or diving into lakes of laughter, it’s clear that fun can come in all sizes!
