Disability is a topic that often gets the serious treatment – the deep-dive discussions, the heartfelt nothings. But let’s take a moment to lighten the mood! Here are 15 funny jokes about disability that are sure to tickle your funny bone while also making you think. Who says humor can’t be thought-provoking?
1. Why did the wheelchair basketball player bring string to the game?
Because he wanted to tie up the score!
2. Did you hear about the physicist who turned into a paraplegic?
He lost his momentum, but he still has great potential!
3. My friend who has a hearing aid asked me for some advice.
I told him to “ear” out the options!
4. What do you call a stubborn person with a disability?
A wheely determined individual!
5. I once met a phenomenal chef in a wheelchair.
When he offered me his secret recipe, I was eager to ‘roll’ with it!
6. I asked a blind lady if she wanted to hear a joke.
She replied, “Sure, but can you make it visually stimulating?”
7. How do you throw a party for someone with a disability?
You make it inclusive with “open invitations!”
8. A man in a wheelchair claimed he could outrun anyone.
I told him it’s called “rolling with the punches!”
9. Why did the deaf gardener get kicked out of the community garden?
He just couldn’t follow the “sound” advice!
10. Did you hear about the man with a prosthetic leg who got into politics?
He truly knows how to make a “stand”!
11. What does a disability advocate and a thesaurus have in common?
They both know a dozen ways to express “inclusivity”!
12. I asked my friend who has cerebral palsy if he wanted to go on a hike.
He said, “Only if we’re hiking up ‘the hill of fun’ together!”
13. My buddy who uses crutches got a job offer as a professional waiter.
I said he might have to “adjust” to serving folks!
14. What’s an introverted person’s favorite sport with a disability inclusion?
“Hide and Seek”! They’re great at low visibility!
15. Why was the yoga instructor unable to teach a class for people with disabilities?
She kept getting her “downward dog” confused – that’s a “paws” for thought!
So, there you have it! A little humor can bridge the gap between understanding and connection. Remember, laughter can be the best wheel in our lives!
