Look, Photoshop is a powerful tool. Some people use it to enhance photos, fix lighting, or remove that one ex who refuses to stay out of frame.
But then… there’s this guy.
He took one look at Hollywood’s greatest movie posters and thought, “You know what this needs? Me.”
And honestly? He’s not wrong.
1. Titanic – But Make It Personal
Leonardo DiCaprio? Overrated. Kate Winslet? Who?
In this version of Titanic, our Photoshop hero is both Jack and Rose.
He’s holding himself on the front of the ship, whispering into his own ear, “I’ll never let go.”
But plot twist? He lets go. Because, honestly, that water looks cold.
2. The Avengers – Now Featuring Greg From Accounting
The epic superhero lineup just got a new member, and his power is awkwardly standing slightly to the left of Thor.
Iron Man? Blasting lasers.
Hulk? Smashing things.
Our guy? Holding a clipboard.
His superpower? Photoshop.
3. The Lion King – But Now It’s Weird
There’s something majestic about the classic Lion King poster—Mufasa watching from the sky, Simba standing proudly on Pride Rock…
And then there’s this guy.
He’s replacing Rafiki, holding Simba up like a disappointed father at a parent-teacher conference.
4. Jurassic Park – Because Dinosaurs Weren’t Scary Enough
The T-Rex is roaring. The rain is pouring. The Jeep is flipped over.
And suddenly—there he is.
Just standing there. With an umbrella.
Because nothing says “I’m ready to be eaten by a prehistoric monster” quite like casually dressing for the weather.
5. Harry Potter – The Chosen One’s New Roommate
Hogwarts has seen some legendary students—Harry, Hermione, Ron…
And now? Dave.
He’s just in the background of the Sorcerer’s Stone poster, mid-chew on a sandwich, wondering if magic can make him a better Photoshop artist.
Spoiler: It cannot.
6. The Fast & The Furious – More Like The Mild & The Slightly Annoyed
Vin Diesel? Muscles.
The Rock? More muscles.
This guy? A Prius.
He’s in the poster, but instead of racing exotic cars, he’s just in the carpool lane, checking his GPS.
7. The Notebook – Now With More Third-Wheeling
That iconic kiss in the rain? Absolutely beautiful.
Until you notice him standing in the background with an umbrella, yelling,
“Hey, guys, there’s literally a covered porch RIGHT THERE.”
8. Star Wars – Help Me, Photoshop Man, You’re My Only Hope
Luke has his lightsaber. Leia has her blaster. Darth Vader is ominous.
And then there’s our guy.
Holding… a selfie stick.
Because even in a galaxy far, far away, social media remains undefeated.
9. The Lord of the Rings – One Does Not Simply Edit Themselves Into Middle-Earth
Frodo? Carrying the Ring.
Gandalf? Guiding the journey.
This guy? Casually hiking in sneakers.
He looks like he accidentally wandered into Mordor while trying to find a Starbucks.
10. The Matrix – But Less Cool
Neo dodging bullets? Legendary.
This guy next to him, dodging responsibilities?
Relatable.
Final Thoughts
Honestly? This guy deserves an Oscar for Best Unofficial Movie Cameo.
Because while Hollywood may not have cast him, Photoshop sure did.
