Arguments can be intellectual, insightful, and life-changing… but let’s be honest, most of them are just plain stupid. Some fights are so dumb, you walk away questioning humanity itself. Here are 15 real arguments that prove we, as a species, may not be evolving as fast as we hoped.
1. The “Is Cereal Soup?” Debate
“Cereal is not soup.”
“Yes, it is! It’s food in liquid!”
“So is ice in water a ‘rock garden’?!”
Verdict: This person now eats their Frosted Flakes in silence, pondering their life choices.
2. The Upside-Down Pizza Fiasco
“If you drop a pizza face down, does it land crust-side or topping-side?”
“Face down, obviously.”
“But pizza doesn’t have a face!”
Verdict: The real tragedy? Nobody got to eat the pizza.
3. The “How Many Holes Does a Straw Have?” War
“One.”
“No, two.”
“It’s just a long hole!”
“So a tunnel has one entrance?!”
Verdict: Their friendship is now full of holes.
4. The Moon vs. The Sun Showdown
“The sun is hotter than the moon!”
“No way, the moon is at night, and it’s colder at night.”
Verdict: NASA has left the chat.
5. The “Water Is Not Wet” Disaster
“Water isn’t wet. It just makes things wet.”
“But how can something make things wet if it’s not wet itself?”
“A flame isn’t burned, but it burns things!”
Verdict: Minds were blown. Friendships were ruined. No one learned anything.
6. The Unfortunate Pancake Incident
“Waffles are just pancakes with abs.”
“No! They’re completely different!”
“If I smash a waffle, it’s a pancake!”
Verdict: Somebody’s breakfast got thrown.
7. The “Leftover Fries” Crime Scene
“Do you want these last fries?”
“No, I’m full.”
“Okay.”
“WAIT—why are you eating them?!”
Verdict: Trust was permanently broken.
8. The “Blinking vs. Winking” Meltdown
“If you blink with one eye, is it a wink?”
“No, a wink has meaning.”
“So winking is just a sentimental blink?”
Verdict: This person now makes extended eye contact just to avoid blinking.
9. The Toilet Paper Tragedy
“Toilet paper should roll over, not under!”
“No, under is better!”
“What are you, a psychopath?!“
Verdict: The FBI has been notified.
10. The Bizarre Math Fight
“If you take a million dollars and divide it among ten people, how much do they get?”
“Ten thousand.”
“No, it’s a hundred thousand!”
“Wait… is it?”
Verdict: They both have college degrees.
11. The Tragic Burrito Battle
“A burrito is just a sandwich that gave up.”
“No, it’s a taco’s cousin.”
“So… a soft-shell taco?”
Verdict: Somebody lost appetite and dignity.
12. The “Do Fish Drink Water?” Debate
“Fish live in water. Why would they drink it?”
“You live in air. Do you breathe it?”
Verdict: The room fell into a stunned silence.
13. The “What Color Is a Mirror?” War
“It’s silver!”
“No, it reflects other colors!”
“So it’s colorless?“
Verdict: They have never recovered.
14. The “How Do Mermaids Pee?” Discussion
“Where does it go?”
“Do they just… let it out while swimming?”
“Wait, do fish even pee?”
Verdict: Science class was never the same.
15. The “Boneless Chicken Wings” Showdown
“Boneless wings are just chicken nuggets.”
“No, they’re deboned wings!“
“WHERE DID THE BONES GO, JASON?!”
Verdict: This friendship is boneless.
Final Thoughts
At the end of the day, does any of this matter? Probably not. But will we still fight about it? Absolutely.
