Ah, the Dallas Cowboys! Known not just for their star-studded roster and iconic cheerleaders, but for inspiring a wealth of humor that could rival a stand-up routine at a sold-out arena. Whether you’re a fan, a foe, or just someone who appreciates a good laugh, here are fifteen jokes that tickle the funny bone and poke fun at America’s Team.
1. Why don’t the Dallas Cowboys drink tea? Because the last time they did, they got a penalty for “too much steeping!”
2. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard? Put up a goal post and just watch them miss the point!
3. What do the Dallas Cowboys and a possum have in common? Both play dead at home, but they show up for the road games!
4. Why do the Cowboys make terrible detectives? Every time they look for a clue, they always fumble it!
5. The Dallas Cowboy’s mascot walked into a bar, and the bartender said, “Hey, aren’t you supposed to be on the field?” The mascot replied, “Yeah, but they need a break from losing!”
6. Why did the Cowboy fan bring a ladder to the game? Because they heard the playoffs were going to be a real “uphill battle!”
7. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy in the Super Bowl? A referee!
8. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the end zone. But the Cowboy was still arguing with the official about where the line was!
9. The Cowboys tried to make a documentary, but they ended up with a comedy special—turns out they couldn’t stick to the script, and the only thing entertaining was the blooper reel!
10. Why do Dallas Cowboys fans make terrible secret agents? Because every time they attempt to sneak around, they keep yelling, “We got this!”
11. What’s the difference between a Dallas Cowboy and a carp? One is a bottom-feeding fish; the other is a fish that swims near the bottom!
12. Why did the quarterback bring a pencil to the game? Because he wanted to draw up a new play to distract from last week’s fumble… too bad it still involved the Cowboys!
13. Did you hear about the Dallas Cowboys’ meditation class? They always get to a state of zen, but they never quite reach the finals!
14. Why are Cowboys players always calm? Because they’re used to getting close to the end but still not reaching their destination!
15. Last night, I had a dream the Cowboys won the Super Bowl. I woke up almost as disappointed as they were when they realized it was only a dream!
In the end, whether you’re howling with laughter or cheering them on, the Dallas Cowboys never fail to provide comedic material. They may not always be winning, but they sure know how to keep the punchlines rolling!
