As autumn reaches its crescendo and Jack Frost begins his mischievous dance, November arrives with its own peculiar charm. It’s a month where we embrace hearty meals and perhaps a sprinkle of jovial disdain for the dropping temperatures. With Thanksgiving on the horizon, it’s the ideal time to revel in humor and share a hearty laugh. Here are 15 funny jokes about November that will tickle your funny bone like a turkey on a trampoline!
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award in November? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
3. Why was the math book sad in November? Because it had too many problems, and not enough solutions!
4. I love November. It’s the only month when the leaves fall and my expectations do too!
5. Why do ghosts love November? Because it’s the month of plenty of “boo”-tiful evenings!
6. Did you hear about the ambitious pumpkin? He sought to become the pie of the year but ended up a mere jack-o’-lantern. Now, he’s just telling “gourd” stories.
7. November is the month when the leaves fall faster than my willpower during Thanksgiving dessert.
8. What’s a turkey’s favorite Thanksgiving song? “I’m Dreaming of a White Thanksgiving” — they prefer the white flag plan!
9. Why did the November calendar always look so depressed? Because its days were numbered!
10. Friends are like leaves in November. You know they’re going to drop, but you still wish you could hold onto them a little longer!
11. Why did the coffee file a police report in November? It got mugged — and it was a brew-tally unfortunate incident!
12. November is the month when I start wearing more layers than an onion — and humanity finally understands why the fashion industry invented coats!
13. Why don’t scientists trust atoms in November? Because they make up everything, especially excuses for not coming to dinner!
14. What’s the biggest rivalry in November? Between Halloween and Thanksgiving, of course! One wants to scare you, and the other just wants to eat you!
15. Why did the November couple break up? They couldn’t find common ground on their holiday plans; one wanted turkey, the other wanted to flee!
As November marches on and days shorten, fuel your spirit with laughter — because what could be better than chuckling through the frosty air and cozying up with a warm mug while contemplating life’s mysteries? Happy laughing!
