Let’s face it: talking about condoms can sometimes feel as awkward as wearing one in a room full of your parents. But fear not! Embracing the humor hidden in those rubbery wonders can make this conversation a tad easier—and a lot funnier. Here are 15 side-splitting jokes about condoms that will make any gathering worth the giggles!
1. Why did the condom go to the doctor? It felt a little too stretched!
2. What do you call a condom that’s good at gardening? A “rubber” plant!
3. Why did the couple break up while shopping for condoms? They couldn’t find common “ground,” just a shelf of options!
4. What’s a condom’s favorite exercise? Kegel-ates! They love a strong core.
5. Did you hear about the magician who tried to make a condom disappear? He was so good that he ended up with a surprising “pocket trick.”
6. If condoms had a superhero, would it be Captain Safe-t!
7. Why are condoms like taxi drivers? They help you avoid unexpected bumps along the ride!
8. How did the condom feel after a long day? A little “deflated” after all that pressure!
9. What did the condom say to the banana? “Let’s not slip into something we’ll regret!”
10. Why did the condom apply for a job? It wanted to know what it felt like to “support” a family!
11. How do you compliment a condom? “You really know how to wrap things up nicely!”
12. Did you hear about the insecure condom? It just wanted to be “the one” for someone special!
13. Why are condoms the best comedians? They always bring protection against bad punchlines!
14. How do condoms celebrate? They throw a “pop” party and invite all their friends!
15. What did one condom say to another at the party? “Let’s get ready to roll!”
Embrace the laughter, because when it comes to condoms, the only thing that should be tense is the material. Stay safe and keep chuckling!
