Why do Mexicans like the small steering wheels?
So they can drive with their handcuffs still on
What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar?
May I push your stool in?
How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?
The hotdogs taste like shit!
How do you blind an Asian woman?
Put a windshield in front of her!
What’s the difference between a pizza and a Mexican?
A pizza can feed four!”
why did the 16 year old mexican come to school pregnant?
cuz her teacher told her to do an essay.
What do you call 3 black guys standing on each others
shoulders surrounded by 4 asians holding hands?
A COONdiminium with a CHINK LINK fence
what did the tampon say to the other tampon?
nothing, they're botch stuck up bitches....
Why do Mexicans like the small steering wheels?
So they can drive with their handcuffs still on
How do you start a footrace in Ethiopia?
roll a doughnut down a hill
What did the Imperialist Russian say to his southern
neighbor?
No more potatoes and cabbage for you!!
what did the tampon say to the other tampon?
nothing, they're botch stuck up bitches....
why do jews have such big noses?
because the air they breathe is free!
How was the Grand Canyon formed?
A Jew dropped a penny down a manhole!
A lesbian goes into a brothel and asks for the prettiest,
youngest girl availible. The owner replies, "Sorry, we don't sell minors to
lickers"
How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?
The hotdogs taste like shit!
how do you starve a black man?
put his food stamps under his work boots.
Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
Because they have pubes on their heads!
A Mexican, black and a white man were working on a
skyscraper they sat down to have lunch, the Mexican opens his lunch bag and
sees that he got beans and rice again, he says. damn beans and rice
again if i get this tomorrow ima jump off. the black man opens up and sees
watermelon and fried chicken. he says if i get this tomorrow ima jump
off too. the white man opens up and sees crackers and a sandwich. he says
man if i get this tomorrow ima jump off too. the next day the 3 men come to
work on the skyscraper. lunch time. Mexican gets rice and beans, jumps and
falls to his death black man gets fried chicken and watermelon jumps and
falls to his death the white man opens his lunch and sees crackers and a
sandwich so he jumps off too. They're at the mens funerals and everyone is
giving the wives dirty looks because they all know why they killed
themselves they ask the black and Mexican lady why didn't they give them
something else to eat and they say that they didn't know. so they turn to
the white woman and ask her, and she replies with " don't look at me that
dumbass packed his own lunch "
What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
Both are stuck up cunts.
What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
Crackers with cheese.
