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Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
Is "vice-versa" to a dyslexic just plain redundant?
Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?
Can bald men get lice?
What do you call male ballerinas?
If you really could dig a hole to China, and you did, and you fell in, would you stop in the middle because of gravity?
Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
What are the handles for corn on the cob called?
Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
What do people in China call their good plates?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with?
How come all of the planets are spherical?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why are dogs noses always wet?
Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the smell is gone?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
How come cats butts go up when you pet them?
Why do overalls have bel loops, since they are held up at the top by the straps?
Why can't donuts be square?
In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?
If a cannible was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electricuted for his last meal?
Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?
What is the stage of a reptile when it has eggs in it but they haven't been laid. Are they pregnant?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?
When two planes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?
How come it only rains on the days you?ve scheduled an outside activity?
Do fish get cramps after eating? How can something be new and improved?
Does virgin wool come from ugly sheep?
Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass?
Who stopped payment on my reality check?
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
What's the speed of dark?
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn?t zigzag?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word ?Lisp? to have a ?S? in it?
Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
 


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