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What is another word for "thesaurus"?
If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?
Who coined the phrase, 'coined the phrase?'
Was Jesus a virgin when he died?
Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?
Can you "stare off into space" when you're in space?
Why are plastic bears the only animal you can get honey from? Why can't you get honey from a plastic bee?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?
On Gilligan's Island, how did Ginger have so many different outfits when they were only going on a 3 hour tour?
What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?
Does a 'Marks-A-Lot' marker, mark any more than a regular marker?
If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn't it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?
If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
If an escalotor breaks down, does it become stairs?
Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day?
Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they're English?
If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
Are orthodox Jews automatically immune to the swine flu?
Who was the first person to eat an oyster? Cottage cheese? Sour cream?
How can you have a civil war?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Did anyone see my lost carrier?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
When you go to the dentist why do they give you a lollipop?
How can there be self-help ?groups??
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
What is Satan's last name?
Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet?
Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
Can blind people see their dreams?
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
Where's the egg in an egg roll?
Why aren't blue berries blue?
Where is the lead in a lead pencil?
Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?
Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?
Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a ***?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?
Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.
Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?
If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?
Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?
Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
Why isn't 11 pronounced "onety-one"?
You can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, but why can't you be simply whelmed?
Shouldn't the opposite of shut up be shut down?
How come there aren't B batteries?
If you got in a cab and the driver drove backwards, would he end up owing you money?
Why is the word for "a fear of long words," hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?
Why do they call it a TV "set" when you only get one?
How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?
If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
How do you remove a club soda stain?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
How do people get discombobulated? Have you ever seen someone who was combobulated?
Who closes the door when the bus driver gets off?
Why do kids learn math when they could just use calculators like the grownups?
Do you ever just get the urge to double-click something?
How come there's a greeting card section for new babies? Do they come some other way?
Why don't black guys get white tattoos?
Can't the postman give it to the garbage man and save us the hassle?
Instead of candy, wouldn't it be easier to take, say, cabbage from a baby?
If a job is cancelled, do hit men get a kill fee?
When you perform a head count, do Siamese twins count as one or two?
If it's friendly fire, shouldn't they use blanks?
How long do fish wait to swim after they eat?
Do turkeys get sleepy from that thing in turkey that makes you sleepy?
Is it really necessary for L.A. to have a zoo?
Did they purposely make dyslexia hard to spell?
What do you call it when fat people swim naked?
Is it wrong to enjoy the smell of your own gas?
Why do we still call it "shipping" when it goes by plane and truck?
Who wants to own a convertible that you drive only to work and back?
Why do they call it weed when it's so hard to grow?
Why won't my bankruptcy attorney accept payments?
Is Florida shaped like a handgun on purpose?
Why do we call them oranges when half of 'em are yellow?
Was Einstein insulted when you offered a penny for his thoughts?
Why do we say "eats like a bird" when every day a bird eats its own weight in food?
Why do Scandinavians keep writing O's and then just crossing them out?
Does Robert De Niro know that it's okay to turn down roles?
How come I can't find Chicken Soup for the Chicken's Soul?
What's does it hurt like hell to hit your funny bone?
Why does "middle of the night" come after "end of the night"?
Can they prevent me from paying my phone bill in pennies?
Why is Broadway so confined?
Has your mate ever called you at work to ask where the remote control is?
Do Asians ever say to hell with it and grab a fork?
Why not a license to breed?
Was the person who invented the Express Lane at the grocery store properly thanked?
Why not making hockey more interesting and use a white puck?
Why don't you ever see ads for advertising companies?
"It's all good" ... was that Nietzsche?
Is "word of mouth" different from, say, "word of armpit"?
Did Grant's troops march Leeward?
Call me radical, but why can't we talk on elevators again?
Where do cuckoos find all of these abandoned clocks?
What's wrong with being "over the hill"? Isn't downhill easier?
Is "tax" another way of pronouncing "takes"?
Where are all the mentally handicapped parking spaces for people like me?
Shouldn't women earn bachelorette's degrees?
Do we abbreviate ADD because it's too long to say?
So you can wear a bikini in public but not underwear?
How come Jesus didn't turn water into beer for the rest of us?
Why don't hockey teams just hire 800-pound goalies?
How do you know when circuses are being fumigated?
How come milk is four bucks a gallon? Does the President have stock in that too?
What if you don't have time for a time management course?
Why are there signs that read "no shoplifting"? Is there a place where it's okay?
Are there crash courses on how to fly?
Did they intentionally make grammar hard to spell?
Shouldn't Ronald McDonald be, like, heavier?
How about Braille alphabet soup for the blind?
Why do we sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" when we're already there?
Is it really low-fat, or does the serving just fit in the palm of your hand?
Do advertisers specify "free gift" to distinguish between those gifts that cost money?
What is the opposite of medium?
Why does honey come in plastic bears and not plastic bees?
Shouldn't a French kiss be when you peck someone on either cheek?
Why are his-and-her presents always for her?
I have "juicy green apple shampoo." Is it important that the apples were juicy?
Is Carl's Junior a one-star restaurant?
Are girls growing breasts bigger and faster, or am I turning into a pervert?
Where does the "o" come from when we abbreviate "number"?
When someone is yelling at you in sign language, do you just close your eyes?
When we get a woman President, will her husband be the First Man?
Have you ever had a piece of cake so good, you want to make out with it?
What if Batman gets bitten by a vampire?
They say that only one in four rapes are reported. How do they know?
Can we spell creativity however we want?
What does "new and improved" say about the old product?
Why don't radio stations skip the cash giveaways and play some bloody music?
Why do we refer to dogs as bitches when cats fit the description so much better?
Does wild rice have to be hunted?
Is it illegal to make out with your wife while the cop writes your ticket?
Why do women tolerate "you guys" when men would never go for "you girls"?
Vegas taxed my winnings. Does that mean I can report my losses?
Five bucks a gallon?! Is it time to start crying over spilled milk?
Why is there boxing at the Goodwill Games?
I'm high on life now, but who's to say that I won't develop a tolerance?
Where's my slip-and-fall lawsuit?
if you were on fear factor, would you ratther...eat cow intestines... or 2 dozen hissing cockroaches ?
if you were on survivor, would you rather make a pact or...trick everyone to vote agaisnt each other?
do you like ketchup but hate tomatoes?
do you like the rain but hate getting sick afterwards?
do you hate eating chees alone but like it in mixtures of food (pizza)?
would you rather be locked up in a locker over night or stuck in an elevator for a week?
do you like the flavor of oranges but hate the actual fruit?
for a million dollars, would you run around butt naked into a church?
do you prefer skittles or smarties?
did you think these question were fun?... and should I make another one of these surveys up?
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
would you eat vegetables on a veggie table?
Have you ever had the feeling you were being watched?
So, do you really think we evolved from apes? Seriously?
What would you do if you were the last person on this earth?
If you were a genie, what wish would you absolutely not grant?
If you could go to the past or future, where would you stay and why?
If you had the ability to do two mayor task at the same time, what would they be?
Why do we call 'em novels when they're mostly unoriginal?
Is talk still cheap if you use a lot of ten-dollar words?
Only I can prevent forest fires? Isn't that a lot of pressure?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
If a husband dies, the wife is called a widow. If a child's parents die, the child is called an orphan. Why isn't there a word for a parent that loses a child?
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
Why do they call steam rollers, steam rollers? They don't produce, get rid of, or have anythong to do with steam

 


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