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If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.


Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.


My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.


"There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money."


Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes.


Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!


There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.


No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.


When we got married I told my wife "If you leave me, I'm going with you. And she never did. James Fineous McBride


My wife always wanted a front porch


I met my wife Patti when I went to work for her installing stained glass windows. We worked so well together that we started fraternizing in the work place. That was 15 years ago and she's still my valentine to this day


They dont want to give the wives their husbands checks. It was insulting. They're telling us Let your husband come and get it. They know they are not here


I can only thank my wife Teresa for putting up with this


We've got a busy time coming up. My wife has been very understanding and I am going to try to play a little. My wife wants me to play


You go from maybe farming for money and the wife staying at home to garden take care of the children cook and clean. Now they get dropped in the U.S. and both people are working


My wife just saw one of her favorite stars Alexander and I had to go get an autograph for her


I called my wife right after I was given the award and she said she was very proud of me. But she also said it didnt excuse my being gone so much


I love my wife and kids. I dont want to be divorced. I dont believe in it


Its a tricky but interesting balancing act. From May until October my wife and I are almost total strangers


Philosophy stands in the same relation to the study of the actual world as masturbation to sexual love.


Social progress can be measured by the social position of the female sex.


Good sex is like good bridge If you do not have a good partner you had better have a good hand.



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