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?One of the things I like best about men is they?re a little vulnerable.?


?Men are like fish. Neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.?


Life is wasted on the living.


Men only have two faults....What they do, and what they say!


"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex... It takes a touch of genius --- and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction."


"Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them."


"I'm not afraid of dying - I just don't want to be there when it happens!"


"Discretion: The art of being wiser than anyone else while letting no one know it."


One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.


I didn't have to work till I was three. But after that, I never stopped.


If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.


People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.


What do hookers do on their nights off?type?


The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What?s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you?d get a pulse


The next best thing to being witty one's self, is to be able to quote another's wit.


'These are days you'll remember.' If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony, remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.


One person with a belief is equal to a force of 99 who have only interests.


Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.


Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?


Two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity and Im not sure about the the universe


Never underestimate the power of human stupidity


Stupidity like virtue is its own reward


In politics stupidity is not a handicap


Man has made use of his intelligence he invented stupidity


Some scientists claim that hydrogen because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that I say that there is more stupidity than hydrogen and that is the basic building block of the universe


There are only two ways by which to rise in this world, either by ones own industry or by the stupidity of others


Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity


You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public


The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits


Only two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity and I am not sure about the former.


Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.


It is only the dead who have seen the end of war.


We are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars.


You will not be punished for your anger you will be punished by your anger.


There are no evil thoughts except one the refusal to think.


Do not spend time beating on a wall hoping to transform it into a door.


It is only the wisest and the stupidest that cannot change.


Stupidity is a talent for misconception.



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