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How can I possibly dislike a sex to which Your Majesty belongs? (on Queen Victoria's suggestion that he disliked women)

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

I'm always looking for meaningful one night stands.

It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

My Mom always told me that sex was a dirty ugly horrible thing that I was only to do with someone I loved

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope If he knows anything about it he shouldnt

Good sex is like good bridge. If you dont have a good partner you'd better have a good hand

It is not sex that gives the pleasure but the lover

You know that look women get when they want sex Me neither

Sex is like snow you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

Nobody dies from lack of sex. Its lack of love we die from

Programming is like sex one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life

There is good sex and there is bad sex but chocolate is always chocolate

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less

That place is my baby and I would prostitute myself for it.

Social progress can be measured by the social position of the female sex.

Good sex is like good bridge If you do not have a good partner you had better have a good hand.

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