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"Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families."


Best friends are those who, when you show up at their door with a dead body, say nothing, grab a shovel, and follow you.


A friend who cannot at a pinch remember a thing or two that never happened is as bad as one who does not know how to forget.


?When a woman sees that you?re good at something, it becomes your job forever.?


?Men are like a deck of cards. You?ll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.?


A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.


"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."


"Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them."


"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts."


"I've never been one who thought the Lord should make life easy; I've just asked Him to make me strong."


"The nail that sticks out, gets hammered down!"


"If you're going to go through hell... I suggest you come back learning something."


"The glory of young men is their strength, Gray Hair the splendor of the old."


"Discretion: The art of being wiser than anyone else while letting no one know it."


"The best way to destroy your enemy, is to make him your friend."


"Education costs money, but then so does ignorance."


"Resentment kills a fool, and envy slays the simple."


"The first step to wisdom is silence; the second is listening."


No project was ever completed on time and within budget.


Happiness is an attitude. We either make ourselves miserable, or happy and strong. The amount of work is the same.?


?Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work at hand. The sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus.?


?A woman's work is never done?


?Surround yourself with people who take their work seriously, but not themselves, those who work hard and play hard.?


The difference between a job and a career is the difference between forty and sixty hours a week.


Inspiration and genius--one and the same.


Men do less than they ought, unless they do all they can.


A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.


The best looking-glass is the eyes of a friend.


A failure is a man who has blundered, but is not able to cash in on the experience.


The greatest results in life are usually attained by simple means and the exercise of ordinary qualities. These may for the most part be summed in these two: common-sense and perseverance.


Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time.


The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well.


Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.


The big secret in life is that there is no big secret. Whatever your goal, you can get there if you're willing to work.


Reveal not every secret you have to a friend, for how can you tell but that friend may hereafter become an enemy. And bring not all mischief you are able to upon an enemy, for he may one day become your friend.


What is the first business of one who practices philosophy? To get rid of self-conceit. For it is impossible for anyone to begin to learn that which he thinks he already knows.


I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts.


Get happiness out of your work or you may never know what happiness is.


If you reveal your secrets to the wind you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees.


The person who makes a success of living is the one who see his goal steadily and aims for it unswervingly. That is dedication.


The wisest men follow their own direction.


The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark.


The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible.


Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need.


Fortune favors the brave.


Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.


Strong, deeply rooted desire is the starting point of all achievement.


Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future.


The best way to teach people is by telling a story.


If you'll not settle for anything less than your best, you will be amazed at what you can accomplish in your lives.


One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure.


You dont run twenty six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secret recipe


The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that you've got it made


No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars or sailed to an uncharted land or opened a new heaven to the human spirit


The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made


The secret of getting ahead is getting started


The secret of life is not to do what you like but to like what you do


The salt inside my body ruins everyone I come close to. My hands are barely holding up my head. Oh I'm so tired of looking at my feet and all the secrets that I keep. My heart is barely hanging by a thread


Nobody knows it but you've got a secret smile and you use it only for me


Thats the secret to life replace one worry with another


The secret of Happiness is Freedom and the secret of Freedom Courage


How true Daddys words were when he said all children must look after their own upbringing. Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths but the final forming of a persons character lies in their own hands.


Friendship is not something you learn in school. But if you have not learned the meaning of friendship you really have not learned anything.


To be prepared for War is one of the most effectual means of preserving peace.


My fellow Americans I am pleased to tell you today that I have signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.


Men always want to be a womans first love women like to be a mans last romance.


This suspense is terrible I hope it will last.


The happiness of society is the end of government.


The tongue like a sharp knife Kills without drawing blood.


The whole secret of existence is to have no fear. Never fear what will become of you depend on no one. Only the moment you reject all help are you freed.


It is the enemy who can truely teach us to practice the virtues of compassion and tolerance.


I will not develop new nuclear weapons I will seek a global ban on the production of fissile material and I will negotiate with Russia to take out ICBMs off hair trigger alert and to achieve deep cuts in our nuclear arsenals.


We are not going to baby sit a civil war.


The Delphic oracle said I was the wisest of all the Greeks. It is because I alone of all the Greeks know that I know nothing.


We are not victims of aging sickness and death. These are part of scenery not the seer who is immune to any form of change. This seer is the spirit the expression of eternal being.


I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.


Upper classes are a nation is past the middle class is its future.


What spectacle can be more edifying or more seasonable than that of Liberty and Learning each leaning on the other for their mutual and surest support.


There was never a good war or a bad peace.


If you would keep your Secret from an enemy tell it not to a friend.


There is no abstract art You must always start with something. Afterward you can remove all traces of reality.


Success is the result of perfection hard work learning from failure loyalty and persistence.


Fear does not exist anywhere except in the mind.


I think that somehow we learn who we really are and then live with that decision.


There is nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.


Remember you are just an extra in everyone elses play.


When we have to change our minds about a person we hold the inconvenience he causes us very much against him.


The theory of Communism may be summed up in one sentence Abolish all private property.


Art is always and everywhere the secret confession and at the same time the immortal movement of its time.


We have no right to express an opinion until we know all of the answers.


Do not tell people how to do things Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results.


The secret of success is learning how to use pain and pleasure instead of having pain and pleasure use you. If you do that you are in control of your life If you do not life controls you.


Knowing others is wisdom Knowing the self is enlightenment Mastering others requires force Mastering the self needs strength.


And so castles made of sand fall in the sea eventually.



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