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Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.


Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.


Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.


You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.


True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one.


If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.


Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.


Love is a grave mental disease.


A love without indiscretion is no lover at all.


Love truth, and pardon error.


Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved.


Love is the biggest eraser there is. Love erases even the deepest imprinting because love goes deeper then anything. If you childhood imprinting was very strong, and you keep saying: "It's their fault. I can't change," you stay stuck.


To live is like to love--all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it.


As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more.


If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball.


He must have a truly romantic nature for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about


Music makes one feel so romantic at least it always gets on ones nerves which is the same thing nowadays


Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons


Is this not the true romantic feeling not to desire to escape life but to prevent life from escaping you


We believe that according the name investors to institutions that trade actively is like calling someone who repeatedly engages in one-night stands a romantic


Romantic love is mental illness. But its a pleasurable one Its a drug. It distorts reality and thats the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw


The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic love


In real love you want the other persons good. In romantic love you want the other person


Love at first sight I absolutely believe in it You've got to keep the faith. Who doesnt like the idea that you could see someone tomorrow and she could be the love of your life It's very romantic


The curse of the romantic is a greed for dreams an intensity of expectation that in the end diminishes the reality


The fiery trials through which we pass will light us down in honor or dishonor to the latest generation.


The ideals which have lighted my way and time after time have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness Beauty and Truth. The trite subjects of human efforts possessions outward success luxury have always seemed to me contemptible.


I do not think of all the misery but of the beauty that still remains.


We all live with the objective of being happy our lives are all different and yet the same.


Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy to a friend.


To the query What is a friend his reply was A single soul dwelling in two bodies.


The true end of tragedy is to purify the passions.


It was through the feeling of wonder that men now and at first began to philosophize.


It is well to be up before daybreak for such habits contribute to health wealth and wisdom.


First they ignore you then they laugh at you then they fight you then you win.


There is more treasure in books than in all the pirate is loot on Treasure Island.


I would rather entertain and hope that people learned something than educate people and hope they were entertained.


Love begins by taking care of the closest ones the ones at home.


It is not how much we give but how much love we put into giving.


Friendship is not something you learn in school. But if you have not learned the meaning of friendship you really have not learned anything.


I really had a lot of dreams when I was a kid and I think a great deal of that grew out of the fact that I had a chance to read a lot.


Life is an exciting business and most exciting when it is lived for others.


Words are easy like the wind Faithful friends are hard to find.


I do not think the intelligence reports are all that hot. Some days I get more out of the New York Times.


There is no passion to be found playing small in settling for a life that is less than the one you are capable of living.


Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.


The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things.


No arsenal or no weapon in the arsenals of the world is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.


Women are meant to be loved not to be understood.


Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion enmity worship love but no friendship.


People who love only once in their lives are shallow people. What they call their loyalty and their fidelity I call either the lethargy of custom or their lack of imagination.


Property is surely a right of mankind as real as liberty.


However many holy words you read However many you speak What good will they do you If you do not act on upon them.


There should be a balance between material and spiritual progress a balance achieved through the principles based on love and compassion.


One of the basic points is kindness With kindness with love and compassion with this feeling that is the essence of brotherhood sisterhood one will have inner peace.


If you want to make someone happy practice compassion. If you want to make yourself happy practice compassion.


Thinking is the hardest work there is which is probably the reason why so few engage in it.


Quality means doing it right when no one is looking.


By all means marry If you get a good wife you will become happy and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher.


The envious person grows lean with the fatness of their neighbor.


My dad said In school be a Catholic. At home be a Hindu So we did both.


There is no remedy for love but to love more.


Do not hire a man who does your work for money but him who does it for love of it.


In wilderness is the preservation of the world.


The choice the dedication to one is highest potential is made by accepting the fact that the noblest act you have ever performed is the act of your mind in the process of grasping that two and two make four.


To say I love you one must first be able to say the I.


I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man nor ask another man to live for mine.


A desire presupposes the possibility of action to achieve it action presupposes a goal which is worth achieving.


The three ingredients of a successful union between two humor commitment and undying love.


Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap on a rope.


The past is a ghost the future a dream and all we ever have is now


Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.


Any fool can criticize condemn and complain and most fools do.


Absence sharpens love presence strengthens it.


The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying not What a lovely sermon but I will do something.


Love the life you live Live the life you love.


Love would never leave us alone.


Hey mister music sure sounds good to me I can not refuse it what to be got to be.


I want to give you some love I want to give you some good good lovin.


Love is the greatest refreshment in life.


A woman has the age she deserves.


I do not know why women want any of the things men have when one the things that women have is men.


How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to be someone.


Organization charts and fancy titles count for next to nothing.


It is not what you have or who you are or where you are or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about.


The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore.


We loved with a love that was more than love.


Beauty of whatever kind in its supreme development invariably excites the sensitive soul to tears.


With me poetry has not been a purpose but a passion.


Beautiful young people are accidents of nature But beautiful old people are works of art.


Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never for whatever reason turn his back on life.


People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same Look for something you will feel comfortable wearing Allow for room to grow.


Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.


The value of love will always be stronger than the value of hate. Any nation or group of nations which employs hatred eventually is torn to pieces by hatred.


It is not a lack of love but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.


Amor Fati Love Your Fate which is in fact your life.


In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play.


Love is a promise love is a souvenir once given never forgotten never let it disappear.


Love is the answer and you know that for sure Love is a flower you have got to let it grow.


I do not care too much for money money can not buy me love.


Everybody loves you when you are six foot in the ground.


Love is the flower you have got to let grow.


Landlords like all other men love to reap where they never sowed.


Philosophy stands in the same relation to the study of the actual world as masturbation to sexual love.


A woman in love can not be reasonable or she probably would not be in love.


Love thy neighbor and if he happens to be tall debonair and devastating it will be that much easier.


Beer and chocolate are two pleasures that should be enjoyed and savored We knew that we were up to the challenge to create an unexpected brew that could perfectly complement a Valentine is Day meal or be given as a special gift.


Never met a wiseman if so it is a woman.


Love gives naught but itself and takes naught but from itself. Love possesses not nor would it be possessed For love is sufficient unto love.


Love is the only flower that grows and blossoms Without the aid of the seasons.


Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.


Love is trembling happiness.


Marriage is not a simple love affair it is an ordeal and the ordeal is the sacrifice of ego to a relationship in which two have become one.


Love is a friendship set to music.


Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength while loving someone deeply gives you courage.


To love someone deeply gives you strength Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.


Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins.


When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love I love my guitar.


I am gonna put a curse on you and all your kids will be born completely naked.


You have to forget about what other people say when you are supposed to die or when you are supposed to be loving. You have to forget about all these things.



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