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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?


Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.


"Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces."


"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked."


A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.


When a relationship goes flat, so does a couple of sets of car tires.


Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.


Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.


There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.


Grow old along with me. The best is yet to be.


One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with each other, it keeps you together until maybe you fall in love again.


We learn our virtues from our friends who love us; our faults from the enemy who hates us. We cannot easily discover our real character from a friend. He is a mirror, on which the warmth of our breath impedes the clearness of the reflection.


Don't be dismayed by good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes, is certain for those who are friends.


Every man should keep a fair-sized cemetery in which to bury the faults of his friends.


Take the time today to tell your friends the difference they have made in your life.


The only service a friend can really render is to keep up your courage by holding up to you a mirror in which you can see a noble image of yourself.


It's an incredibly liberating thing when you stop worrying about what other people think about you. Now I just need me to love me and, as a result, I'm a much better friend, girlfriend, sister, aunt, everything.


Your friends will know you better in the first minute you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a thousand years.


To be a friend means encourage strengths in others and accepting their weaknesses; in other words, accepting them for who they are.


If you wish success in life, make perseverance your bosom friend, experience your wise counselor, caution your elder brother, and hope your guardian genius.


Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.


Reveal not every secret you have to a friend, for how can you tell but that friend may hereafter become an enemy. And bring not all mischief you are able to upon an enemy, for he may one day become your friend.


Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn?t want to fuck in the first place? There?s such balance in nature.


I love and treasure individuals as I meet them; I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.


The decision to kiss for the first time is the most crucial in any love story. It changes the relationship of two people much more strongly than even the final surrender because this kiss already has within it that surrender


The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands


Love lasts when the relationship comes first


Dont settle for a relationship that wont let you be yourself


The biggest mistake is believing there is one right way to listen to talk to have a conversation or a relationship


We control fifty percent of a relationship. We influence one hundred percent of it


The closer and more confidential our relationship with someone the less we are entitled to ask about what we are not voluntarily told


Whenever you're in conflict with someone there is one factor that can make the difference between damaging your relationship and deepening it That factor is attitude


The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders


Death ends a life not a relationship


Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions.


Only free men can negotiate prisoners cannot enter into contracts. Your freedom and mine cannot be separated.


These bickerings of opposite parties and their mutual reproaches their declamations their sing song their triumphs and defiance their dismal and prophecies are all delusion.


Mobs will never do to govern states or command armies.


It is not only our right as members of the global human family to protest when our brothers and sisters are being treated brutally but it is also our duty to do whatever we can to hep them.


To foster inner awareness introspection and reasoning is more efficient than meditation and prayer.


Anyone who stops learning is old whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young.


It is not the employer who pays the wages Employers only handle the money. It is the customer who pays the wages.


Whatever relationships you have attracted in your life at this moment are precisely the ones you need in your life at this moment. There is a hidden meaning behind all events and this hidden meaning is serving your own evolution.


People can be more forgiving than you can imagine But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what is bitter and move on.


Nothing I have ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.


They asked her Ruth Graham did she ever think about divorce and she said No I have never thought of divorce in all these 35 years of marriage but she said I did think of murder a few times.


One ought to hold on to one is heart for if one lets it go one soon loses control of the head too.



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