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"Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice."


The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.


False friendship, like the ivy, decays and ruins the walls it embraces; but true friendship gives new life and animation to the object it supports.


?A man is only as old as the woman he feels.?


It is impossible to love and be wise.


When his wife asked him to change clothes to meet the German Ambassador: "If they want to see me, here I am. If they want to see my clothes, open my closet and show them my suits."


"The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault."


"Imagination is more important than knowledge." (Sign hanging in Einstein's office at Princeton.)


"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts."


"The nail that sticks out, gets hammered down!"


"If you're going to go through hell... I suggest you come back learning something."


"Education costs money, but then so does ignorance."


"The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot."


The world is divided into people who do things--and people who get the credit.


The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches.


?The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.?


?The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.?


?A positive attitude may not solve every problem but it makes solving any problem a more pleasant experience.?


?Satisfaction lies in the effort, not in the attainment, full effort is full victory.?


Statistics indicate that, as a result of overwork, modern executives are dropping like flies on the nation's golf courses.


People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up!


Every artist was first an amateur.


Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude.


The secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes.


Impatience never commanded success.


The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be.


Grief is the agony of an instant, the indulgence of grief the blunder of a life.


Every sweet has its sour; every evil its good.


The freethinking of one age is the common sense of the next.


Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.


If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun and relaxation, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it.


Real joy comes not from ease or riches or from the praise of men, but from doing something worthwhile.


They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.


The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.


The great thing in the world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving.


What is not started today is never finished tomorrow.


Money is human kind's greatest invention. Money doesn't discriminate. Money doesn't care whether a person is poor, whether a person comes from a good family, or what his skin color is. Anybody can make money.-


Wallowing in the past may be good literature. As wisdom, it's hopeless.


Each individual person is very important. Each person has tremendous potential. She or he alone can influence the lives of others within the communities, nations, within and beyond her or his own time.


The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world.. all we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them.


We are still masters of our fate.We are still captains of our souls.


Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody else has thought.


There are no classes in life for beginners: right away you are always asked to deal with what is most difficult.


I wanna live. I don?t wanna die. That?s the whole meaning of life: Not dying! I figured that shit out by myself in the third grade.


No one knows what?s next, but everybody does it.


If it requires a uniform, it?s a worthless endeavor.


The future will soon be a thing of the past.


The reality is that it is tough to get your hands on that product. The big blocker is that there is no consumer app that demands that kind of power. There are also concerns about the availability of drivers


I've read your reports. I want you to know that we are well aware of the realities of our current and future business. We are taking actions to address those realities


The reality now for Lauren is that she's never going to be healthy from her knee to her ankle. It's very difficult when your star player's going to be on the side of the court on (an exercise) bike. But we've got to make adjustments.


Reality is that direct contact may be helpful or they may be neutral. Awkward absence of contact undercuts support among Asians and provides a handy excuse for North Korea to delay


While transactional sales models will continue to have a place in certain organizations that selling style fails to address the reality of the marketplace for many companies


It's disappointing that the updated FCC media bureau report relies on assumptions not facts which are way out of line with marketplace realities


I think the staff is taking it hardest. Kids don't fully understand the importance of what's happening to them. I think reality is going to set in this week


I wasn't saying that in a sense that I didn't plan on scoring any goals. This won't happen again It would be nice if it did, but its reality


I wasn't saying that in a sense that I didn't plan on scoring any goals. This won't happen again It would be nice if it did, but its reality.


We got so close and I tried to give them the reality of the situation which was that we did really well


Our young drivers are a high risk age group. Its imperative that we all work together to change this alarming reality


Laws alone can not secure freedom of expression in order that every man present his views without penalty there must be spirit of tolerance in the entire population.


Truth is what stands the test of experience.


It is the mark of an instructed mind to rest satisfied with the degree of precision which the nature of the subject admits and not to seek exactness when only an approximation of the truth is possible.


God does not require us to succeed he only requires that you try.


Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It is not something you learn in school. But if you have not learned the meaning of friendship you really have not learned anything.


The course of true love never did run smooth.


Laws made by common consent must not be trampled on by individuals.


Do you realize the responsibility I carry I am the only person standing between Richard Nixon and the White House.


The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.


There is nothing like returning to a place that reminds unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.


Nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.


The jaws of power are always open to devour and her arm is always stretched out if possible to destroy the freedom of thinking speaking and writing.


Three things cannot be long hidden the sun the moon and the truth.


Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.


The purpose of our lives is happiness.


A business absolutely devoted to service will have only one worry about profits. They will be embarrassingly large.


What is right about America is that although we have a mess of problems we have great capacity intellect and resources to do some thing about them.


What the cynics fail to understand is that the ground has shifted beneath them that the stale political arguments that have consumed us for so long no longer apply.


And to those nations like ours that enjoy relative plenty we say we can no longer afford indifference to suffering outside our borders nor can we consume the world is resources without regard to effect. For the world has changed and we must change.


An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all.


They are not only idle who do nothing but they are idle also who might be better employed.


Nothing is more important than reconnecting with your bliss. Nothing is as rich Nothing is more real.


To think is to practice brain chemistry.


You can free yourself from aging by reinterpreting your body and by grasping the link between belief and biology.


It is been audacious to try to write a title like this I have always done that. Always reach for more than you can.


As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.


Never look back unless you are planning to go that way.


My Philosophy in essence is the concept of man as a heroic being with his own happiness as the moral purpose of his life with productive achievement as his noblest activity and reason as his only absolute.


You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children Those who have never had any.


Old is always fifteen years from now.


The proposed Constitution is in strictness neither a national nor a federal constitution but a composition of both.


A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines.


Life is tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.


Anyone who trades liberty for security deserves neither liberty nor security.


The foundations of civilization are no stronger and no more enduring than the corporate integrity of the homes on which they rest. If the home deteriorates civilization will crumble and fall.


No matter how hard we try words simply cannot express the horror the shock and the revulsion we all feel over what took place in this nation on Tuesday morning September 11 will go down in our history as a day to remember.


When one door is closed do not you know another is open.


The road of life is rocky and you may stumble too So while you point your fingers someone else is judging you.


This is one of the miracles of love It gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted.


Everything you can imagine is real.


Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.


There is no abstract art You must always start with something. Afterward you can remove all traces of reality.


One never knows what one is going to do. One starts a painting and then it becomes something quite different.


Some people think luxury is the opposite of poverty It is not. It is the opposite of vulgarity.


Jump out the window if you are the object of passion. Flee it if you feel it Passion goes boredom remains.


Never let your ego get so close to your position that when your position goes your ego goes with it.


The superior man acts before he speaks and afterwards speaks according to his action.


Happiness does not depend on any external conditions it is governed by our mental attitude.


Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all.


There is only one way to get anybody to do anything. And that is by making the other person want to do it.


Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.


In criticism I will be bold and as sternly absolutely just with friend and foe From this purpose nothing shall turn me.


No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.


I think at a childs birth if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift that gift would be curiosity.


People grow through experience if they meet life honestly and courageously. This is how character is built.


What is with you men Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere.


I was leafing through a magazine where there was a before and after picture of a woman who went from a size 5 to a size 3 by liposuction. Was she serious I have cooked bigger turkeys than her before picture.


I was too old for a paper route too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair.


We have always held to the hope the belief the conviction that there is a better life a better world beyond the horizon.


Whatever is done for love always occurs beyond good and evil.


Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we are being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I am liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That is what is insane about it.


Let the ruling classes tremble at a Communist revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains Workers of the world unite.


The rich will do anything for the poor but get off their backs.


When women go wrong men go right after them.


It is not the men in my life that counts it is the life in my men.


Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.


How strangely will the Tools of a Tyrant pervert the plain Meaning of Words.


I like to feel prejudice towards people who are prejudice.


Never tell people how to do things Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.


I challenge you to make your life a masterpiece I challenge you to join the ranks of those people who live what they teach who walk their talk.


It is not what we get But who we become what we contribute that gives meaning to our lives.


People are not lazy They simply have impotent goals that is goals that do not inspire them.


All our words are but crumbs that fall down from the feast of the mind.


Beauty is not in the face beauty is a light in the heart.


Control your own destiny or someone else will.


Face reality as it is not as it was or as you wish it to be.


The essence of competitiveness is liberated when we make people believe that what they think and do is important and then get out of their way while they do it.


It is by going down into the abyss that we recover the treasures of life Where you stumble there lies your treasure.


Your life is the fruit of your own doing You have no one to blame but yourself.


Be more concerned with your character than your reputation because your character is what you really are while your reputation is merely what others think you are.


Talent is God given. Be humble Fame is mangiven Be grateful. Conceit is selfgiven Be careful.



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