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?See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.


?There must be some reason why a man must be convinced, while a woman must be persuaded.?


All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.


"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex... It takes a touch of genius --- and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction."


"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."


"Worry is a misuse of the imagination."


"People of integrity make an easy target for critics because they stand upright." (Bruce and Stan in Keeping God in the Small Stuff)


No project was ever completed on time and within budget.


I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.


?A positive attitude may not solve every problem but it makes solving any problem a more pleasant experience.?


The best angle from which to approach any problem is the try-angle!


Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.


Experience teaches slowly and at the cost of mistakes.


It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.


Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles.


Against criticism a man can neither protest nor defend himself; he must act in spite of it, and then it will gradually yield to him.


We think about all of our tomorrows, but we don't know how many there are, so let's start making the most of our Todays!


When we can identify a problem and face the problem with confidence and enthusiasm, the solution is on the way.


The reason I talk to myself is because I?m the only one whose answers I accept.


Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it.


I hope we can strengthen our cooperation with South Koreans and expand our rescue effort. I hope the results can lead to a breakthrough in the problem


This has got to be initiated by the citizenry This is not the Macon Water Authority trying to do something. We're trying to find a solution to a problem that we know is out there


Fortunately for us the problem had been solved a long time ago by Inuit hunters. They figured out their dogs could smell the seal holes under the snow


We use it and have had no problems and our customers have had no problems


It was recognized about 20 years ago that the building had many problems. There was no structural steel in the building at all


Finding the material wasn't a problem remembering what to look for was


People are really emotional about this password problem. Frustration arises from thinking you know what your password is and its not that


Everyone is so afraid of having a school tagged as dangerous. I tell them to take ownership. The longer you point fingers the longer we'll not resolve this problem


We have very serious problems. People dont see crimes against children a priority



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