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Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.


Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.


I mean what good does it do anyone to kill themselves working, because the worms will get you in the end.


Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.


I think it?s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.


I never joined the Boy Scouts. I don?t trust any organization that has a handbook.


When a young man complains that a young lady has no heart its pretty certain that she has his


Its pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious


Know whats weird Day by day nothing seems to change. But pretty soon everythings different


Dont tell a woman shes pretty tell her theres no other woman like her and all roads will open to you


Things are pretty graceful rich elegant handsome but until they speak to the imagination not yet beautiful


Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute THATS relativity


Lifes pretty good and why wouldnt it be I am a pirate after all


The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty and to someone else if she is plain


Pizza is a lot like sex. When its good its really good When its bad its still pretty good


People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be.


The important thing is not to stop questioning.


Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths but the final forming of a person is character lies in their own hands.


Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.


The choice is not between violence and nonviolence but between nonviolence and nonexistence.


Democracy arose from men is thinking that if they are equal in any respect they are equal absolutely.


Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes.


I always like to look on the optimistic side of life but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.


Heigh ho heigh ho It is off to work we go.


We believed in our idea a family park where parents and children could have fun together.


Silence is golden when you can not think of a good answer.


Be nice to nerds. Chances are you will end up working for one.


Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature.


When a father gives to his son both laugh when a son gives to his father both cry.


I earnestly pray that the Omnipotent Being who has not deserted the cause of America in the hour of its extremest hazard will never yield so fair a heritage of freedom a prey to Anarchy or Despotism.


Government is not reason it is not eloquent it is force. Like fire it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master.


I am not the Catholic candidate for President. I am the Democratic Party candidate for President who happens also to be a Catholic.


I just received the following wire from my generous Daddy Dear Jack Do not buy a single vote more than is necessary. I will be damned if I am going to pay for a landslide.


Money wont create success the freedom to make it will.


At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.


We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.


We should measure welfare is success by how many people leave welfare not by how many are added.


Some of your countrymen were unable to distinguish between their native dislike for war and the stainless patriotism of those who suffered its scars. But there has been a rethinking and now we can say to you and say as a nation thank you for your courage.


How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.


Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.


Fear is the foundation of most governments.


Arms in the hands of citizens may be used at individual discretion in private self defense.


The people have a right an indisputable unalienable indefeasible divine right to that most dreaded and envied kind of knowledge I mean of the character and conduct of their rulers.


You cannot travel the path until you have become the path itself.


We can live without religion and meditation but we cannot survive without human affection.


There is no need to mention the great difference between the amount of satisfaction there is in just oneself being happy and the amount of satisfaction there is in an infinite number of people being happy.


My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.


This is the source of our confidence the knowledge that God calls on us to shape an uncertain destiny.


I do not oppose all wars What I am opposed to is a dumb war. What I am opposed to is a rash war.


The comic and the tragic lie inseparably close like light and shadow.


There is always one moment in childhood when the door opens and lets the future in.


Our life is frittered away by detail simplify simplify.


True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.


You know about a person who deeply interests you more than you can be told. A look a gesture an act which to everybody else is insignificant tells you more about that one than words can.


To demand sense is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense Nothing makes sense.


The man who lets a leader prescribe his course is a wreck being towed to the scrap heap.


Is the glass half full or half empty It depends on whether you are pouring or drinking.


I do not know the key to success but the key to failure is to try please everyone.


There is no maxim in my opinion which is more liable to be misapplied and which therefore more needs elucidation than the current one that the interest of the majority is the political standard of right and wrong.


The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness You have to catch it yourself.


We are all born ignorant but one must work hard to remain stupid.


Money never made a man happy yet nor will it The more a man has the more he wants. Instead of filling a vacuum it makes one.


Do not worry about a thing every little thing is gonna be alright.


The stone that the builder refused will always be the head cornerstone.


We are all fallen creatures and all very hard to live with.


You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me.


God who foresaw your tribulation has specially armed you to go through it not without pain but without stain.


Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.


I think we all sin by needlessly disobeying the apostolic injunction to rejoice as much as by anything else.


We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be.


Art is a lie that makes us realize truth.


When I was a child my mother said to me If you become a soldier you will be a general. If you become a monk you will end up as the pope. Instead I became a painter and wound up as Picasso.


As long as you know men are like children you know everything.


Fashion is architecture: it is a matter of proportions.


Do not be afraid to challenge the pros even in their own backyard.


If you are going to achieve excellence in big things you develop the habit in little matters. Excellence is not an exception it is a prevailing attitude.


Think hard about it I am running out of demons I am running out of villains. I am down to Castro and Kim II Sung.


Do not let your ego get too close to your position so that if your position gets shot down your ego does not go with it.


Fit no stereotypes Do not chase the latest management fads. The situation dictates which approach best accomplishes the team is mission.


The parents age must be remembered both for joy and anxiety.


Mankind differs from the animals only by a little and most people throw that away.


The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in anothers keeping.


Feeling sorry for yourself and you present condition is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have.


I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.


I would define in brief the poetry of words as the rhythmical creation of Beauty.


That pleasure which is at once the most pure the most elevating and the most intense is derived, I maintain from the contemplation of the beautiful.


That man is not truly brave who is afraid either to seem or to be when it suits him a coward.


It is not fair to ask of others what you are unwilling to do yourself.


Friendship with oneself is all important because without it one cannot be friends with anybody else in the world.


If you can not make it better you can laugh at it.


The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.


Peace like charity begins at home.


We defend and we build a way of life not for America alone but for all of mankind.


Sensuality often makes love grow too quickly so that the root remains weak and is easy to pull out.


The older generation are leading this country to galloping ruin.


Sell a man a fish he eats for a day teach a man how to fish you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.


Go on get out Last words are for fools who have not said enough.


From each according to his ability to each according to his need.


I am no angel but I have spread my wings a bit.


The score never interested me only the game.


The best way to hold a man is in your arms.


Mankind are governed more by their feelings than by reason.


Our contest is not only whether we ourselves shall be free but whether there shall be left to mankind an asylum on earth for civil and religious liberty.


If it is illegal to rock and roll throw my ass in jail.


If you ever need anything please do not hesitate to ask someone else first.


Just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you.


I used to try to make my head explode by holding my breath thinking that if I blew up my head they had mom and dad be sorry.


Fixed fortifications are a monument to the stupidity of man.


A pint of sweat will save a gallon of blood.


Nobody ever defended anything successfully there is only attack and attack and attack some more.


I do not fear failure I only fear the slowing up of the engine inside of me which is pounding saying Keep going someone must be on top why not you.


A real decision is measured by the fact that you have taken a new action. If there is no action you have not truly decided.


Tenderness and kindness are not signs of weakness and despair but manifestations of strength and resolutions.


Your living is determined not so much by what life brings to you as by the attitude you bring to life not so much by what happens to you as by the way your mind looks at what happens.


In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter and sharing of pleasures.


It is flattering to be mentioned in such company However it is more rewarding to know that so many lives are being changed for the better.


Strong managers who make tough decisions to cut jobs provide the only true job security in today is world. Weak managers are the problem Weak managers destroy jobs.


Drucker said If you were not already in this business would you enter it today And if not what are you going to do about it Simple right But incredibly powerful.


Papers filed by my wife in our divorce proceeding became public and grossly misrepresented many aspects of my employment contract with General Electric.


When you make a sacrifice in marriage you are sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship.


The adventure of the hero is the adventure of being alive.


When we quit thinking primarily about ourselves and our own self preservation we undergo a truly heroic transformation of consciousness.


A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving.


Health is the greatest possession Contentment is the greatest treasure. Confidence is the greatest friend Non being is the greatest joy.


He who does not trust enough Will not be trusted.


Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment.


Young people need models not critics.


If you do not have time to do it right when will you have time to do it over.


You can not let praise or criticism get to you It is a weakness to get caught up in either one.


It is not what you do but how you do it


Excuse me while I kiss the sky.


Knowledge speaks but wisdom listens.


It is funny how most people love the dead once you are dead you are made for life.


When I die I want people to play my music gand freako wild out and do anything they want to do.


Imagination is the key to my lyrics The rest is painted with a little science fiction.


I have been imitated so well I have heard people copy my mistakes.


You and I are such similar creatures Vivian We both screw people for money.


A funny comparison came from Edward showing that they are indeed more alike than you first think.


In case I forget to tell you later I had a really good time tonight.


I really thought this was so sweet innocent but also rather amusing at the same time.


A totally hilarious moment of Edward managing to cover up what Vivian said.


I am gonna treat you so nice you are never gonna let me go.


This whole scene is just fantastic in the bath tub singing along to Kiss by Prince unaware that Edward is watching her.


This line is really sad as it was when she decided to leave early after he offered to put her up somewhere and pretty much pay for her.


Just shows all little girls hope and want the same thing really.


Does not everyone deep down really want the fairy tale ending and hope it actually happens.



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