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Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.


It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.


Never test the depth of the water with both feet.


Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.


Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.


Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.


Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.


"You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes."


"Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty."


"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!"


Treat your friends as you do your pictures and place them in their best light.


Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you.


Friendship, n. A ship big enough to carry two in fair weather, but only one in foul.


A lifelong friend is someone you haven't borrowed money from yet.


Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over it.


Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.


No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you.


There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them.


Life's more amusing than we thought.


"Who of you by worrying can add a single hour to his life?"


"Worry is a misuse of the imagination."


"Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere."


"The first step to wisdom is silence; the second is listening."


Three Rules of Work: Out of clutter find simplicity; From discord find harmony; In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.?


What we really want to do is what we are really meant to do. When we do what we are meant to do, money comes to us, doors open for us, we feel useful, and the work we do feels like play to us.?


?Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work.?


If you can imagine it, you can achieve it; if you can dream it, you can become it.


Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend.


To be a friend means encourage strengths in others and accepting their weaknesses; in other words, accepting them for who they are.


They can because they think they can.


Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself.


If you wish success in life, make perseverance your bosom friend, experience your wise counselor, caution your elder brother, and hope your guardian genius.


You must give some time to your fellow men. Even if it's a little thing, do something for others - something for which you get no pay but the privilege of doing it.


People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest.


Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.


Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.


If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.


True luck consists not in holding the best of the cards at the table; luckiest is he who knows just when to rise and go home.


Guard well within yourself that treasure, kindness. Know how to give without hesitation, how to lose without regret, how to acquire without meanness.


Real joy comes not from ease or riches or from the praise of men, but from doing something worthwhile.


In attempts to improve your character, know what is in your power and what is beyond it.


Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye.


Don?t limit yourself. Many people limit themselves to what they think they can do. You can go as far as your mind lets you. What you believe, remember, you can achieve.


Don't quack like a duck.. soar like an eagle.


In spite of your fear, do what you have to do.


Life is meant for living.. I know that sounds simplistic, but how many days do you let slip by without really doing something, accomplishing something, making a life change, a lifestyle change?


Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.-


You are what you are and where you are because of what has gone into your mind. You can change what you are and where you are by changing what goes into your mind.


Efficiency is doing things right; effectiveness is doing the right things.


Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will.


Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult.


After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box.


Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think.


The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is ourduty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it.


Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be.


So I say, ?Live and let live.? That?s my motto. ?Live and let live.? Anyone who can?t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It?s a simple philosophy, but it?s always worked in our family.


A positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort


Your smile will give you a positive countenance that will make people feel comfortable around you


The positive thinker sees the invisible feels the intangible and achieves the impossible


There are some days I practice positive thinking and other days I am not positive I am thinking


Winners make a habit of manufacturing their own positive expectations in advance of the event


When I examine myself and my methods of thought I come to the conclusion that the gift of fantasy has meant more to me than any talent for abstract positive thinking


The person who sends out positive thoughts activates the world around him positively and draws back to himself positive results


A positive attitude may not solve every problem but it makes solving any problem a more pleasant experience


Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will


Positive anything is better than negative nothing


I am a slow walker, but I never walk back.


It is better to remain quiet and be thought a fool.


To correct the evils great and small which spring from want of sympathy and from positive enmity among strangers as nations or as individuals is one of the highest functions of civilization.


Reading after a certain age diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits. Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.


If I read a book that impresses me I have to take myself firmly by the hand before I mix with other people otherwise they would think my mind rather queer.


No one really knows why they are alive until they know what they had die for.


Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.


A coward is incapable of exhibiting love it is the prerogative of the brave.


Kind words can be short and easy to speak but their echoes are truly endless.


There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed.


To keep our faces toward change and behave like free spirits in the presence of fate is strength undefeatable.


The basis of our political system is the right of the people to make and to alter their constitutions of government.


Be courteous to all but intimate with few and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.


A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living. Today is military rejects include tomorrow is hard core unemployed.


If a free society cannot help the many who are poor it cannot save the few who are rich.


I cannot conceive of Israel withdrawing if Arab states do not recognize Israel within secure borders.


There are three classes of men lovers of wisdom lovers of honor lovers of gain.


It is true hard work never killed anybody but I figure why take the chance.


Let us ask ourselves What kind of people do we think we are.


Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.


Grief drives men into habits of serious reflection sharpens the understanding and softens the heart.


The mind is everything What you think you become.


An idea that is developed and put into action is more important than an idea that exists only as an idea.


Work out your own salvation Do not depend on others.


Since periods of great change such as the present one come so rarely in human history it is up to each of us to make the best use of our time to help create a happier world.


When seen from outer space our beautiful blue planet has no national boundaries.


Money does not change men it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish or arrogant or greedy the money brings that out that is all.


Exercise is bunk If you are healthy you do not need it if you are sick you should not take it.


They understood that our power alone cannot protect us nor does it entitle us to do as we please.


This budget tells our veterans that if they want increased funding for the VA they will have to pay for it themselves.


That is why I can stand here today Because somebody stood up when it was hard stood up when it was risky.


What a lot of things there are a man can do without.


Whenever therefore people are deceived and form opinions wide of the truth it is clear that the error has slid into their minds through the medium of certain resemblances to that truth.


The physical world including our bodies is a response of the observer. We create our bodies as we create the experience of our world.


It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.


There is no more fatal blunderer than he who consumes the greater part of his life getting his living.


Any alleged right of one man which necessitates the violation of the right of another is not and cannot be a right.


A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve not by the desire to beat others.


Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made.


The executive has no right in any case to decide the question whether there is or is not cause for declaring war.


It is a universal truth that the loss of liberty at home is to be charged to the provisions against danger real or pretended from abroad.


The means of defense against foreign danger historically have become the instruments of tyranny at home.


Since the general civilization of mankind I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpation.


Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place but far more difficult still to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.


Comfort and prosperity have never enriched the world as much as adversity has.


God whispers to us in our pleasures speaks to us in our conscience but shouts in our pains It is His megaphone to rouse a deaf world.


Pride gets no pleasure out of having something only out of having more of it than the next man.


Art is the elimination of the unnecessary.


I am always doing that which I cannot do in order that I may learn how to do it.


There is a time for work and a time for love. That leaves no other time.


Fashion fades only style remains the same.


I was born in Harlem raised in the South Bronx went to public school got out of public college went into the Army and then I just stuck with it.


I do not want to spend the rest of my life giving speeches.


Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls your ego goes with it.


A man who has committed a mistake and does not correct it is committing another mistake.


People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.


We all have possibilities we do not know about. We can do things we do not even dream we can do.


It is by no means an irrational fancy that in a future existence we shall look upon what we think our present existence as a dream.


We gain strength and courage and confidence by each experience in which we really stop to look fear in the face we must do that which we think we cannot.


What you do not do can be a destructive force.


Do one thing everyday that scares you.


I am not a glutton I am an explorer of food.


In two decades I have lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.


No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.


In the truest sense freedom cannot be bestowed it must be achieved.


It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails admit it frankly and try another But above all try something.


In politics nothing happens by accident If it happens you can bet it was planned that way.


In revenge and in love woman is more barbarous than man.


What does not destroy me makes me stronger.


Woman understands children better than man does but man is more childlike than woman.


Yeah we all shine on like the moon and the stars and the sun.


The history of all hitherto existing societies is the history of class struggles.


For the bureaucrat the world is a mere object to be manipulated by him.


When choosing between two evils I always like to try the one I have never tried before.


Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.


Do not ever make the same mistake twice unless it pays.


It is better to be looked over than overlooked.


You may admire a girl is curves on the first introduction but the second meeting shows up new angles.


The liberties of our country the freedom of our civil constitution are worth defending against all hazards And it is our duty to defend them against all attacks.


Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.


I started being really proud of the fact that I was gay even though I was not.


I have always had a problem with the average macho man they have always been a threat to me.


I am gonna be a superstar musician kill myself and go out in a flame of glory just ike Jimi Hendrix.


I am not read well but when I do read I read well.


That is what music is entertainment The more you put yourself into it the more of you comes out in it.


Give me an army of West Point graduates and I will win a battle. Give me a handful of Texas Aggies and I will win the war.


Take calculated risks That is quite different from being rash.


Accept the challenges so that you may feel the exhilaration of victory.


It is in your moments of decision that your destiny is shaped.


Life is indeed darkness save when there is urge and all urge is blind save when there is knowledge and all knowledge is vain save when there is work and all work is empty save when there is love.


You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give.


You may forget the one with whom you have laughed but never the one with whom you have wept.


If change is happening on the outside faster than on the inside the end is in sight.


Willingness to change is a strength even if it means plunging part of the company into total confusion for a while.


Opportunities to find deeper powers within ourselves come when life seems most challenging.


I do not believe people are looking for the meaning of life as much as they are looking for the experience of being alive.


I think the person who takes a job in order to live that is to say for the money has turned himself into a slave.


Your sacred space is where you can find yourself again and again.


If you do not change direction you may end up where you are heading.


When I let go of what I am I become what I might be.


If you are not making mistakes then you are not doing anything. I am positive that a doer makes mistakes.


The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team.


Sometimes you want to give up the guitar you will hate the guitar. But if you stick with it you are gonna be rewarded.


Rock is so much fun That is what it is all about filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows.


If I am free it is because I am always running.



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