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"The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax."


"I don't want to become immortal through my work. I want to become immortal through not dying."


Conway's Law: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on - This person must be fired.


Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it.


Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.


If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.


One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.


So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again.' And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I said 'I careered off the road.


I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.


The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work sayings.


?The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.?


?Coming together is a beginning. Keeping together is progress. Working together is success.?


Three Rules of Work: Out of clutter find simplicity; From discord find harmony; In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.?


?Work joyfully and peacefully, knowing that right thoughts and right efforts will inevitably bring about right results.?


?Work is either fun or drudgery. It depends on your attitude. I like fun.?


?Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it.?


?Surround yourself with people who take their work seriously, but not themselves, those who work hard and play hard.?


The difference between a job and a career is the difference between forty and sixty hours a week.


People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up!


A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time.


The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.


The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right


The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong


No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good but all you could do is run for public office


Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died


The supreme quality for leadership is unquestionably integrity. Without it no real success is possible no matter whether it is on a section gang a football field in an army or in an office


No one in this world has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people. Nor has anyone ever lost public office thereby.


It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love drunk or running for office


Sign in an office This job is only a test had it been an actual job you would have received raises bonuses and promotions


A professional politician is a professionally dishonourable man. In order to get anywhere near high office he has to make so many compromises and submit to so many humiliations that he becomes indistinguishable from a streetwalker


To show an unfelt sorrow is an office which the false man does easy


Information technology and business are becoming inextricably interwoven. I do not think anybody can talk meaningfully about one without the talking about the other.



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