|marriage Quotes - quotes about marriage -
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
"Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police."
A man's friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage -- but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends.
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
Women marry men hoping they will change.Men marry women hoping they will not.So each is inevitably disappointed.
The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes."
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can work hard and make it through the struggles; however, you usually leave your bobby socks and sneakers behind along the way.
Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity.
When we got married I told my wife "If you leave me, I'm going with you. And she never did. James Fineous McBride
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.
Marriage is a great institution for those who like institutions.
"They say marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightening."
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times,
always with the same person.
The secret to having a good marriage is to understand that
marriage must be total, it must be permanent, and it must be equal.
Marriage, ultimately, is the practice of becoming passionate friends.
What counts in making a happy marriageis not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility.
One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with each other, it keeps you together until maybe you fall in love again.
To keep your marriage brimming With love in the loving cup Whenever you're wrong admit it Whenever you're right shut up
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times always with the same person
We arent getting anywhere. You know that as well as I do. One doesn't have to get anywhere in a marriage. Its not a public conveyance
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding
The trouble with many married people is that they are trying to get more out of marriage than there is in it
Remember that a successful marriage depends on two things finding the right person and being the right person
How marriage ruins a man It is as demoralizing as cigarettes and far more expensive
Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what you're looking for go live with a car battery
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway