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lottery Quotes - quotes about lottery -

lottery Quotes

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers


As the farmer who won the lottery said when asked what he was going to do with his winnings Keep farming until its all gone


Forget the lottery Bet on yourself instead


Remember that you are an Englishman and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life


He who trusts all things to chance makes a lottery of his life


I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not


I have done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not


Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness


Marriage is a lottery but you cant tear up your ticket if you lose


Common sense is just as good a critic of the lottery as any statistical breakdown


All are inclined to believe what they covet from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise



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