|guys Quotes - quotes about guys -
Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana.
Aw the South Is not that the place where the black guys are lazy and the white guys are just as lazy but they are mad at the black guys for being so lazy.
Hey Mother I come bearing a gift I will give you a hint it is in my diaper and it is not a toaster.
Everybody Guess what I am Hmm the end result of a drunken back seat grope fest and a broken prophylactic.
I bet you lost your virginity to a mechanical bull.
Wow Peter that is a book is not it That is the first time I have seen you reading something that did not later turn out to be a sandwich.
Hey will you take me down to Baby Gap I want to dress like a small douche.
I am really sorry they fired ya I feel like this is partially my fault No Peter it is perfectly normal to siphon jet fuel from an active runway with the intention of flying a pickup truck.
I can not believe our society values the life of a dog less than a human It is infuriating That is infuriating Maybe you should go bark at a tree and then chew on your balls for an hour.
Oh I have not been on a college campus in years Everything seems so different Really Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells.
look what Mommy made for dessert Ooh Jell O How exotic I feel like I am on the deck of the QE2.