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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.


?Do you know the best way for a guy to impress a girl at the gym? The best way is to do pull-ups . . . pull up in a corvette, pull up in a Rolls Royce, pull up in a Cadillac.?


Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk.


Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.


I don't think of myself as a poor deprived ghetto girl who made good. I think of myself as somebody who from an early age knew I was responsible for myself, and I had to make good.


I like when a guy makes me feel like a woman and a little girl at the same time


A true man does not need to romance a different girl every night a true man romances the same girl for the rest of her life


If you can make a girl laugh you can make her do anything


A girl should be two things classy and fabulous


I've been looking for a girl like you not you but a girl like you


A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones


A great social success is a pretty girl who plays her cards as carefully as if she were plain


A man who is old enough to know better is always on the look out for a girl who doesn't


No one knows how it is that with one glance a boy can break through into a girl's heart


I do it for the joy it brings cause Im a joyful girl. Cause the world owes us nothing we owe each other the world


Girls bored me they still do I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.


Girls are so queer you never know what they mean. They say No when they mean Yes and drive a man out of his wits for the fun of it.


We are just girls who happen to crank up the volume yell out the windows sing like superstars and dance around like we are FAMOUS with ripped jeans and huge sunglasses.


Learn to piss off people They are here as obstacles You just need to move ahead.


Even from their infancy we frame them to the sports of love their instruction behavior attire grace learning and all their words azimuth only at love respects only affection Their nurses and their keepers imprint no other thing in them.


It is easy to see that even in the freedom of early youth an American girl never quite loses control of herself she enjoys all permitted pleasures without losing her head about any of them and her reason never lets the reins go though it may often seem to let them flap.


We know less about the sexual life of little girls than of boys. But we need not feel ashamed of this distinction after all the sexual life of adult women is a dark continent for psychology.


You may chisel a boy into shape as you would a rock or hammer him into it if he be of a better kind as you would a piece of bronze But you cannot hammer a girl into anything She grows as a flower does.


The knowingness of little girls hidden underneath their curls.


The restlessness that comes upon girls upon summer evenings results in lasting trouble unless it is speedily controlled. The right kind of man does not look for a wife on the streets and the right kind of girl waits till the man comes to her home for her.


The restlessness that comes upon girls upon summer evenings results in lasting trouble unless it is speedily controlled The right kind of man does not look for a wife on the streets and the right kind of girl waits till the man comes to her home for her.


Between the age limits of nine and fourteen there occur maidens who to certain bewitched travelers twice or many times older than they reveal their true nature which is not human but nymphic that is demoniac and these chosen creatures I propose to designate as nymphets.


Where there is a will there are five hundred relatives.



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