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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.


Isn?t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?


My doctor says that I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre he muttered to himself and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes


The superior doctor prevents sickness The mediocre doctor attends to impending sickness The inferior doctor treats actual sickness


I am not feeling very well I need a doctor immediately Ring the nearest golf course


If the doctor told me I had six minutes to live I had type a little faster


First the doctor told me the good news I was going to have a disease named after me


Whenever a doctor cannot do good he must be kept from doing harm


I have always believed that the decision to have an abortion generally should be between a woman her doctor her conscience and her God


A teacher must believe in the value and interest of his subject as a doctor believes in health


My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldnt pay the bill he gave me six months more


Ethical axioms are found and tested not very differently from the axioms of science. Truth is what stands the test of experience.



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