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A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.


Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick.


The thing to remember is that that the future comes one day at a time.


A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.


I do not want to sound Pollyannaish but I hope that out of a tragedy like this something good will come. I hope we understand we are one family.


I married beneath me all women do.


One reason I do not drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.


The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything or nothing.


The only thing I like about rich people is their money.


The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you.


I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not be able to do all the things I wanted to do but now that I am older I find that I do not want to do them.


A genocide in Africa has not received the same attention that genocide in Europe or genocide in Turkey or genocide in other part of the world. There is still this kind of basic discrimination against the African people and the African problems.



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