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"Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected."


"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one."


"Friends are relatives you make for yourself."


"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!"


We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends.


Friendship is Love without his wings!


A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.


A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "boy was that fun."


A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world.


A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.


"The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault."


"The glory of young men is their strength, Gray Hair the splendor of the old."


"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."


"Forbidden Fruit is the main ingredient in many Jams!"


I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of.


?Find something you love to do and you'll never have to work a day in your life?


Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.


Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.


To err is human; to forgive, infrequent.


Love truth, and pardon error.


Whatever you are by nature, keep to it; never desert your line of talent. Be what nature intended you for and you will succeed.


Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved.


Life ought to be a struggle of desire toward adventures whose nobility will fertilize the soul.


We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit.


Life is like a library owned by the author.In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him.


Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us.


Cute is when a person's personality shines through their looks. Like in the way they walk every time you see them you just want to run up and hug them


Tell me I'm clever Tell me I'm kind Tell me I'm talented Tell me I'm cute Tell me I'm sensitive Graceful and wise Tell me I'm perfect But tell me the truth


You are well educated and you look cute but thats not going to cut it


Its kind of fun being the cute little one. In fact I'm finding it hard to grow out of that


Thats another reason I love New York. Just like that it can go from bad to cute


Its funny that those things your kids did that got on your nerves seem so cute when your grandchildren do them


I would just love once to be called sexy. Just because it would make me something other than cute


The only rule is dont be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in


Die when I may I want it said by those who knew me best that I always plucked a thistle and planted a flower where I thought a flower would grow.


I can make a General in five minutes but a good horse is hard to replace.


Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.


Imagination is more important than knowledge.


We should take care not to make the intellect our god it has of course powerful muscles but no personality.


Is discord going to show itself while we are still fighting is the Jew once again worth less than another Oh it is sad very sad that once more for the umpteenth time the old truth is confirmed What one Christian does is his own responsibility what one Jew does is thrown back at all Jews.


The final forming of a persons character lies in their own hands.


They must not know my despair I can not let them see the wounds which they have caused I could not bear their sympathy and their kind hearted jokes it would only make me want to scream all the more.


I must uphold my ideals for perhaps the time will come when I shall be able to carry them out.


If I read a book that impresses me I have to take myself firmly in hand before I mix with other people otherwise they would think my mind rather queer.


Not only will we have to repent for the sins of bad people but we also will have to repent for the appalling silence of good people.


Equality consists in the same treatment of similar persons.


We give up leisure in order that we may have leisure just as we go to war in order that we may have peace.


The most perfect political community must be amongst those who are in the middle rank and those states are best instituted wherein these are a larger and more respectable part if possible than both the other or if that cannot be at least than either of them separate.


You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean if a few drops of the ocean are dirty the ocean does not become dirty.


Happiness is when what you think what you say and what you do are in harmony.


Nobody can hurt me without my permission.


Whenever you are confronted with an opponent. Conquer him with love.


I have been up against tough competition all my life. I would not know how to get along without it.


Laughter is America most important export.


We have not come into the world to be numbered we have been created for a purpose for great things to love and be loved.


I am a little pencil in the hand of a writing God who is sending a love letter to the world.


If we have no peace it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other.


I run on the road long before I dance under the lights.


A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.


I am so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.


If you even dream of beating me you had better wake up and apologize.


I figure I will be champ for about ten years and then I will let my brother take over like the Kennedys down in Washington.


I see little commercial potential for the Internet for at least ten years.


As I look forward I am very optimistic about the things I see ahead.


Lets face it the average computer user has the brain of a Spider Monkey.


What we have once enjoyed we can never lose. All that we love deeply becomes a part of us.


Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.


Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience sweetness insight.


What I am looking for is not out there it is in me.


Do not trust the person who has broken faith once.


To me fair friend you never can be old. For as you were when first your eye I eyed such seems your beauty still.


Love all trust a few do wrong to none.


Look like the innocent flower But be the serpent under it.


A woman would run through fire and water for such a kind heart.


The love of heaven makes one heavenly.


All the world is a stage and all the men and women merely players.


It will be found an unjust and unwise jealousy to deprive a man of his natural liberty upon the supposition he may abuse it.


It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.


Let us with caution indulge the supposition that morality can be maintained without religion. Reason and experience both forbid us to expect that national morality can prevail in exclusion of religious principle.


My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute all my success in life to the moral intellectual and physical education I received from her.


A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people.


And so my fellow Americans ask not what your country can do for you ask what you can do for your country.


Domestic policy can only defeat us foreign policy can kill us.


I am sorry to say that there is too much point to the wisecrack that life is extinct on other planets because their scientists were more advanced than ours.


Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.


In my country we go to prison first and then become President.


If the United States of America or Britain is having elections they do not ask for observers from Africa or from Asia. But when we have elections they want observers.


Be kind for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle.


He whom love touches not walks in darkness.


Good actions give strength to ourselves and inspire good actions in others.


For a man to conquer himself is the first and noblest of all victories.


Music gives a soul to the universe wings to the mind flight to the imagination and life to everything.


The man who makes everything that leads to happiness depend upon himself and not upon other men has adopted the very best plan for living happily.


No one ever teaches well who wants to teach or governs well who wants to govern.


The most terrifying words in the English language are I am from the government and I am here to help.


Peace is not the absence of conflict it is the ability to handle conflict by peaceful means.


If we love our country we should also love our countrymen.


There are no such things as limits to growth because there are no limits to the human capacity for intelligence imagination and wonder.


Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.


Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.


The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.


Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.


Woman begins by resisting a man is advances and ends up blocking his retreat.


Liberty cannot be preserved without general knowledge among the people.


Always stand on principle even if you stand alone.


Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.


To understand everything is to forgive everything.


The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past worry about the future or anticipate troubles but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly.


Whatever words we utter should be chosen with care for people will hear them and be influenced by them for good or ill.


Our planet is blessed with vast natural treasures If we use them wisely beginning with the elimination of militarism and war every human being will be able to live a healthy prosperous existence.


If you have fear of some pain or suffering you should examine whether there is anything you can do about it. If you can there is no need to worry about it if you cannot do anything then also there is no need to worry.


Be Kind whenever possible It is always possible.


If everyone is moving forward together then success takes care of itself.


It has been my observation that most people get ahead during the time that others waste.


I am looking for a lot of men who have an infinite capacity to not know what can not be done.


Our economy is badly weakened a consequence of greed and irresponsibility on the part of some but also our collective failure to make hard choices and prepare the nation for a new age.


Community colleges play an important role in helping people transition between careers by providing the retooling they need to take on a new career.


In the end that is what this election is about. Do we participate in a politics of cynicism or a politics of hope.


The hottest love has the coldest end.


How many are the things I can do without.


In childhood be modest in youth temperate in adulthood just and in old age prudent.


I stick them in my wallet. They are more precious than the money.


We have been keeping close to home for a long time We are excited with this next phase bringing it to a wider audience.


You must live in the present launch yourself on every wave find your eternity in each moment.


The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend.


The greatest compliment that was ever paid me was when one asked me what I thought and attended to my answer.


Money is only a tool It will take you wherever you wish but it will not replace you as the driver.


I am not looking for intelligent disagreement any longer What I am looking for is intelligent agreement.


Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.


If men were angels no government would be necessary.


We are right to take alarm at the first experiment upon our liberties.


A man has a property in his opinions and the free communication of them.


The happy Union of these States is a wonder their Constitution a miracle their example the hope of Liberty throughout the world.


Those things that hurt instruct.


He that cannot obey cannot command.


Be civil to all sociable to many familiar with few friend to one enemy to none.


To find out a girls faults praise her to her girl friends.


Kindness is an essential part of God work and ours here on earth.


Do not gain the world and lose your soul wisdom is better than silver or gold.


None but ourselves can free our minds.


Just can not live that negative way make way for the positive day.


Get up stand up Stand up for your rights Get up stand up Do not give up the fight.


Live the life you love. Love the life you live.


No one ever told me that grief felt so like fear.


Every child is an artist The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up.


Bad artists copy Good artists steal.


I paint objects as I think them not as I see them.


Innovation One cannot be forever innovating. I want to create classics.


There is time for work And there is time for love. That leaves no other time.


There are people who have money and people who are rich.


A girl should be two things classy and fabulous.


The United States is not stingy We are the greatest contributor to international efforts in the world.


Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers who can cut through argument debate and doubt to offer a solution everybody can understand.


Would not it be great if we could look forward to a whole world in which no child will be left behind.


Do not bother people for help without first trying to solve the problem yourself.


The perfecting of one is self is the fundamental base of all progress and all moral development.


We take greater pains to persuade others we are happy than in trying to think so ourselves.


Study the past if you would divine the future.


Do not be afraid to give your best to what seemingly are small jobs Every time you conquer one it makes you that much stronger. If you do the little jobs well the big ones will tend to take care of themselves.


First ask yourself What is the worst that can happen Then prepare to accept it. Then proceed to improve on the worst.


Deep into that darkness peering long I stood there wondering fearing doubting dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.


Were I called on to define very briefly the term art I should call it the Reproduction of what the senses perceive in nature through the veil of the mist.


Do what you feel in your heart to be right for you will be criticized anyway. You will be damned if you do and damned if you do not.


We are afraid to care too much for fear that the other person does not care at all.


You gain strength courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face do the thing you think you cannot do.


Women are like teabags We do not know our true strength until we are in hot water.


Have you any idea how many kids it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen Three. It takes one to say What light and two more to say I did not turn it on.


Why would anyone steal a shopping cart It is like stealing a two year old.


Men are not prisoners of fate but only prisoners of their own minds.


One thing is sure We have to do something We have to do the best we know how at the moment. If it does not turn out right we can modify it as we go along.


We cannot always build the future of our youth but we can build our youth for the future.


The true man wants two things danger and play. For that reason he wants woman as the most dangerous plaything.


Growth in wisdom may be exactly measured by decrease in bitterness.


A woman may very well form a friendship with a man but for this to endure it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.


I resent performing for frisking idiots who do not know anything.


The social principles of Christianity preach cowardice self contempt abasement submission humility in a word all the qualities of the canaille.


From each according to his abilities to each according to his needs.


All discarded lovers should be given a second chance but with somebody else.


Do not cry for a man who is left you the next one may fall for your smile.


An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.


Opportunity knocks for every man but you have to give a woman a ring.


A nation of shopkeepers are very seldom so disinterested.


I had rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not.


Do your damnedest in an ostentatious manner all the time.


Most people fail in life because they major in minor things.


The quality of your life is the quality of your relationships.


The chemist who can extract from his heart is elements compassion respect longing patience regret surprise and forgiveness and compound them into one can create that atom which is called love.


I am excited about the opportunity of expanding our outreach with Free Press.


Globalization has changed us into a company that searches the world not just to sell or to source but to find intellectual capital the world is best talents and greatest ideas.


And if they do the board should also stay above the noise.


We must be willing to get rid of the life we have planned so as to have the life that is waiting for us. The old skin has to be shed before the new one can come.


At such moments you realize that you and the other are in fact one. It is a big realization Survival is the second law of life. The first is that we are all one.


Music in the soul can be heard by the universe.


Sports do not build character They reveal it.


You can not live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you.


It is the little details that are vital Little things make big things happen.


It is not so important who starts the game but who finishes it.


My goal is to be one with the music I just dedicate my whole life to this art.



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