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The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.


It aint those parts of the Bible that I cant understand that bother me it is the parts that I do understand


No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says He is always convinced that it says what he means


The Bible tells us to love our neighbors and also to love our enemies probably because generally they are the same people


The Bible will keep you from sin or sin will keep you from the Bible


When I think of all the harm the Bible has done I despair of ever writing anything to equal it


God writes the Gospel not in the Bible alone but also on trees and in the flowers and clouds and stars


It is impossible to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible


I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older then it dawned on me they're cramming for their final exam


I've read the last page of the Bible. Its all going to turn out all right


The book to read is not the one which thinks for you but the one which makes you think. No book in the world equals the Bible for that


With malice toward none with charity for all with firmness in the right as God gives us to see the right let us finish the work we are in.


My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.


Unless a life is lived for others it is not worthwhile.


We have one life it soon will be past what we do for God is all that will last.


I am the most recognized and loved man that ever lived cuz there were not no satellites when Jesus and Moses were around so people far away in the villages did not know about them.


When one door closes another opens. But we often look so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us.


Reason and experience both forbid us to expect that national morality can prevail in exclusion of religious principle.


Almighty God we make our earnest prayer that Thou wilt keep the United States in Thy holy protection that Thou wilt incline the hearts of the citizens to cultivate a spirit of subordination and obedience to government.


The government of the United States is not in any sense founded on the Christian Religion.


I hope that no American will waste his franchise and throw away his vote by voting either for me or against me solely on account of my religious affiliation. It is not relevant.


Apply yourself both now and in the next life. Without effort you cannot be prosperous. Though the land be good You cannot have an abundant crop without cultivation.


Freedom prospers when religion is vibrant and the rule of law under God is acknowledged.


I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress.


The divinity of Jesus is made a convenient cover for absurdity.


Inequalities of mind and body are so established by God Almighty in his constitution of human nature that no art or policy can ever plane them down to a level.


All major religious traditions carry basically the same message that is love compassion and forgiveness the important thing is they should be part of our daily lives.


This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples no need for complication. One is own mind one is own heart is the temple and loving kindness is the philosophy.


This is my simple religion There is no need for temples no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain our own heart is our temple the philosophy is kindness.


I believe God is managing affairs and that He does not need any advice from me. With God in charge I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.


The time has come to reaffirm our enduring spirit to choose our better history to carry forward that precious gift that noble idea passed on from generation to generation the God given promise that all are equal all are free and all deserve a.


I pray Thee O God that I may be beautiful within.


When I die I hope to go to Heaven whatever the Hell that is.


Gray hair is God graffiti.


Being a Christian is more than just an instantaneous conversion it is a daily process whereby you grow to be more and more like Christ.


The framers of our Constitution meant we were to have freedom of religion not freedom from religion.


The Lord put his hand on me and gave me a gift. God has called me to preach and be about the business of winning the lost.


My home is in Heaven I am just traveling through this world.


The angels minister to God servants in time of hardship and danger.


God is more interested in your future and your relationships than you are.


There are two kinds of people those who say to God Thy will be done and those to whom God says All right then have it your way.


You do not have a soul You are a Soul You have a body.


Christianity if false is of no importance and if true of infinite importance The only thing it cannot be is moderately important.


When I stand before God at the end of my life I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left and could say I used everything you gave me.


Christianity will go It will vanish and shrink I need not argue with that I am right and I will be proved right. We are more popular than Jesus now I do not know which will go first rock and roll or Christianity.


Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. It is them twisting it that ruins it for me.


Religion is the impotence of the human mind to deal with occurrences it cannot understand.


We have this day restored the Sovereign to Whom all men ought to be obedient. He reigns in heaven and from the rising to the setting of the sun let His kingdom come.


Before i die many will die with me and they will deserve it. See you in hell.


May God have mercy upon my enemies because I won it.


You can be committed to Church but not committed to Christ but you cannot be committed to Christ and not committed to church.


I think we use God is word I think the principles that you hear Dr. Phil and some of those others talk about many times are right out of the Bible.


God is used me to help turn their life around or give them hope you know It is very rewarding.


I am not leading them to some false God or something like that.


A one sentence definition of mythology Mythology is what we call someone else is religion.


Computers are like Old Testament gods lots of rules and no mercy.


When I die just keep playing the records.



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