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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.


I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.


"Have you ever noticed how easily puppies make human friends? yet all they do is wag their tails and fall over!"


Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason


Man is a goal seeking animal His life only has meaning if he is reaching out and striving for his goals


Until one has loved an animal a part of one's soul remains unawakened


Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth with a top speed of 120 feet per second is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter


Animal rights advocates remind us of this admonition The ways in which people treat animals will be reflected in how people relate to one another


Humans are amphibians half spirit and half animal. As spirits they belong to the eternal world but as animals they inhabit time


A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere


Man is the cruelest animal. At tragedies bullfights and crucifixions he has so far felt best on earth and when he invented hell for himself behold that was his very heaven


After intercourse every animal is sad except the rooster and the human female


It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat. It is a philosophical animal one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly



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