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100 MPG Carburetor
Engine that runs on tap water
The dead aliens from a crippled UFO the gov’t captured.
H.G. Wells’ working time machine from “Time After Time”
The dinosaur skull with a bullet hole in it
The Ghostbusters’ proton packs
An authorization for the assassination of Norma Jean Baker. It is signed by
President John F. Kennedy and is dated 4 August 1962
A gun recovered from a grassy knoll in Dallas, Texas by CIA agents on 22
November 1963
A large stone tablet, reconstructed from pieces, with writing on it. It is
Hebrew and has Commandments 11 through 17
Papers showing that professional wrestling is real
One red riding hood, slightly bloody
Proof that President Bush chose Quayle as his running mate to prevent future
assassination attempts
A blackboard with equations that prove that time *is* money
The squadren of jet powered Spruce Geese
Amelia Earhart’s flight jacket
The Terminator’s arm
Beethoven’s Eleventh Symphony
A tight-fitting blue costume with a big red “S” on the chest
The center of a tootsie roll pop
The Heart of Gold
The “magic gun” that fired the “magic bullet” that killed JFK
A searchlight with the sillouette of a bat on it
The “sets and costumes” that were used to film the Apollo Moon Landing
The FBI and CIA files detailing the Career of “Special Agent Elvis”
A mountain of letters addressed to Santa Claus
One kite, string, and key that are scorched
In a corner a Zoltar Fortune Telling Machine
Yoko Ono’s talent
Michael Jackson’s original nose
The original blueprints for building the Great Pyramid of Egypt
A telephone book for the Planet Mars
The original magnifying glass used by Sherlock Holmes
A bottle of smoke from the Chicago Fire
The real contents of Al Capone’s Vault
A bottle of the “andromedia strain” Virus
The bones of the Loch Ness Monster
Snake Plisken’s death certificate
The Blob… in a large freezer of course
Used hypodermic needle; once injected a miniaturized submarine into a neck
Copy of hostage-withholding agreement between Bush and the Ayatollah
Captain Hook’s hand
The recipie for Macdonald’s secret sauce
1000 mint-condition WWII army Jeeps, to be sold for $50 each
The hover-skateboard from BTTF2
A complete transcription and dates and times for all of Nosatradamus’s
prophecies!
The REAL McCarthy list, before the politicain’s saw it
The missing 80 points of Dan Quayle’s IQ
Every taxicab in the Metropolitan New York area (only while it’s raining)
A grafitti-free subway car
A calendar containing a month made up entirely of Sundays
“That Loving Feeling”
Everything ever lost in the Bermuda Triangle
Political ethics
God’s pair of dice
One human skeleton, found in casket, with a wooden stake inserted into the
ribcage
Several spare self-destructing tape recorders
Millions of Pet Rocks (everybody bought one, nobody has one now, they have
to be SOMEWHERE!)
Hundreds of millions of dirty socks, each tagged with the time, date and
location of the laundry in which they disappeared
The location of Car 54
Frankenstein’s Monster
A passenger pigeon (became extinct in the late 19th century)
A pair of shoes with a tag saying, “Found near Abbey Road”
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