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Canadian politician in cocaine-prostitution-nepotism scandal -
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Canadian politician in cocaine-prostitution-nepotism scandal

Oh Canada indeed. Apparently our friendly neighbors to the north are getting a little more like us everyday. Helena Guergis Minister of State ( Status of Women), not sure what that is either, hailing from Simcoe-Grey is caught up in a grade-A American style sordid mess involving allegations of involvement with prostitution, cocaine use, and nepotism. That?s more like it Canada!


So who is Helena Guergis and what is a Minister of State and where on earth is Simcoe-Grey? Let me explain. Helena is a Canadian politician who hails from Simcoe-Grey (a federal and provincial electoral district in Ontario). She represented this area in Canada?s House of Commons since 2004 and was appointed Minister of State ( a junior cabinet minister in the Canadian Cabinet, with specific responsibilities to assist a senior cabinet minister in a specific area) in 2008 .
Whew, now that we know a little about our Girl From the North Country lets get to the ho?s and coke. Canada?s Prime Minister Stephen Harper forced her resignation from the cabinet and here is the explanation via a talking head lawyer rep (yep, they have those in Canada too) Arthur Hamilton:
?We are convinced that the allegations are serious and believable as well. It?s not up to us to determine whether or not these allegations are true. It?s up to the authorities to do that, but to our mind and our opinion, there is enough credibility to give the information to the authorities. I have received information that involves serious allegations about the former minister?s comportment. That is why the minister resigned and the information was given to the authorities. Prior to that, I had no information along these lines.?
The allegations that he is referring to? Cocaine use and consorting with prostitutes! She is currently under investigation by the RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police ? Oh yeah, I said MOUNTED) for these indiscretions. Now this gets even better as it turns out these allegations were unearthed during a seperate investigation by a private investigator, one Mr. Derek Snowdy. A man one of the politicians in Canada affectionately called Magnum P.I. Oh man Canada. A sneaky PI named Snowdy, dropping a Magnum P.I. reference, cocaine and ho?s. Is this 1980?s America or what?

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