So who is Helena Guergis and what is a Minister of State and
where on earth is Simcoe-Grey? Let me explain. Helena is a Canadian
politician who hails from Simcoe-Grey (a federal and provincial electoral
district in Ontario). She represented this area in Canada?s House of Commons
since 2004 and was appointed Minister of State ( a junior cabinet minister
in the Canadian Cabinet, with specific responsibilities to assist a senior
cabinet minister in a specific area) in 2008 .
Whew, now that we know a little about our Girl From the North Country lets
get to the ho?s and coke. Canada?s Prime Minister Stephen Harper forced her
resignation from the cabinet and here is the explanation via a talking head
lawyer rep (yep, they have those in Canada too) Arthur Hamilton:
?We are convinced that the allegations are serious and believable as well.
It?s not up to us to determine whether or not these allegations are true.
It?s up to the authorities to do that, but to our mind and our opinion,
there is enough credibility to give the information to the authorities. I
have received information that involves serious allegations about the former
minister?s comportment. That is why the minister resigned and the
information was given to the authorities. Prior to that, I had no
information along these lines.?
The allegations that he is referring to? Cocaine use and consorting with
prostitutes! She is currently under investigation by the RCMP (Royal
Canadian Mounted Police ? Oh yeah, I said MOUNTED) for these indiscretions.
Now this gets even better as it turns out these allegations were unearthed
during a seperate investigation by a private investigator, one Mr. Derek
Snowdy. A man one of the politicians in Canada affectionately called Magnum
P.I. Oh man Canada. A sneaky PI named Snowdy, dropping a Magnum P.I.
reference, cocaine and ho?s. Is this 1980?s America or what?