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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? About 45 pounds!!
Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them.
If God had intended for man to use the metric system,
I was on a date recently, and the guy took me horseback riding.
A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over,
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
Sign on baby's bib: SPIT HAPPENS.
here cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.
Demons are a Ghouls best Friend.
Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date!
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. - Douglas Adams
If you really love someone, throw the ball and say "Fetch!" (thanks to Karthik Narayan)
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
Marriage is a rest period between romances.
Love is holding hands in the street. Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
Love is dinner in your favorite restaurant. Marriage is a take home packet.
Love is talking about having children. Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
Love is cuddling on a sofa. Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
In love you go to bed early. After marriage, you go to sleep early.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters. Alice Thomas Ellis
"Women add zest to the unlicenced hours."
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all
Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning
There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand
 


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