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Women’s English -

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Women?s English

 


Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I?m sorry = You?ll be sorry

We need = I want

It?s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what you want = You?ll pay for this later.

We need to talk = I need to complain.

Sure go ahead = I don?t want you to.

I?m not upset = Of course I?m upset, you moron!

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.

I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper?..

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me? = I?m going to ask for something expensive.

I?ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.

Is my butt fat? = Tell me I?m beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]

I?m not yelling! = Yes, I am yelling because I think this is Important.

Nothing = Everything

Everything = My PMS is acting up.

Nothing, really = It?s just that you?re such an asshole.


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