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Wisdom Of Supermodel Quotes -

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Wisdom Of Supermodel Quotes


ON COURAGE
?They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.?
-Cindy Crawford

ON POVERTY
?Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery.?
-Beverly Johnson

ON FATE
?I wish my butt did not go sideways, but I guess I have to face that.?
-Christie Brinkley

ON ARRIVING
?Because modeling is lucrative, I?m able to save up and be more particular about the acting roles I take.?
-Kathy Ireland, star of ?Alien From L.A.? and ?Danger Island?

ON PRIORITIES
?I would rather exercise than read a newspaper.?
-Kim Alexis

ON INNER STRENGTH
?I love the confidence that makeup gives me.?
-Tyra Banks

ON TRAVEL
?I haven?t seen the Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame, the Louvre. I haven?t seen anything. I don?t really care.?
-Tyra Banks

ON BREAKTHROUGHS
?Once I got past my anger toward my mother, I began to excel in volleyball and modeling.?
-Gabrielle Reece

ON HEREDITY
?My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, What if she?s ugly? You?re ugly.??
-Beverly Johnson

ON THE BASICS
?It?s very important to have the right clothing to exercise in. If you throw on an old T-shirt or sweats, it?s not inspiring for your workout.?
-Cheryl Tiegs

ON PARADOX
?Sometimes I get lonely, but it?s nice to be alone.?
-Tatjana Patitz

ON TRAGEDY
?The worst was when my skirt fell down to my ankles, but I had on thick tights underneath.?
-Naomi Campbell

ON INSTINCT
?If I?m making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some
crackers.?
-Carol Alt

ON OCCUPATIONAL HAZARDS
?I tried on 250 bathing suits in one afternoon and ended up having little scabs up and down my thighs, probably from some of those with sequins all over them.?
-Cindy Crawford

ON ECONOMICS
?I don?t even wake up for less than $10,000 a day.?
-Linda Evangelista

ON THOUGHT
?When I model I pretty much go blank. You can?t think too much or it doesn?t work.?
-Paulina Porizkova

ON DEPRIVATION
?If they had Nautilus on the Concorde, I would work out all the time.?
-Linda Evangelista

ON MOTIVATION
?It was kind of boring for me to have to eat. I would know that I had to, and I would.?
-Kate Moss

ON VERSATILITY
?I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don?t have to speak.?


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