An artist, an architect and an engineer are asked if they'd rather have a
wife or a mistress.
The artist replies "Man, I'd take a mistress, ya know? nothing tied down, no
commitment. yeah, a mistress is the way to go."
The architect replies "Well, I think I would have to say I'd prefer a wife. I'd
like to start a family and build on that foundation."
The engineer replies "I'd like to have both. That way each of them would think I
was with the other and I could go down to the office and get some work