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Who Is It? -

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Who Is It?

A woman goes into a store and buys a beautiful green and blue parrot. But the only words the parrot knows how to say are: "Who is it?"? She takes the parrot home, but soon realizes that the bird's color clashes with the living room. So she calls an Interior designer, who says he will come by shortly.

When the Decorator comes, the woman is out shopping. He knocks on the door, and the parrot says "who is it?"

The man says, "It's the decorator."

The parrot says "who is it?"

The man says "It?s the decorator."

The parrot says "Who is it?"

The man says "It's the decorator!!!"

The parrot says "who is it?"

The man screams "The decorator!"

The decorator gets so mad, that he pops a blood vessel, and dies on the spot.

The lady comes home and finds a dead man lying on her front porch.? She says, "Oh my gosh...who is it?"?

The parrot replies, "It's the decorator!"


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