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While playing golf -

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While playing golf

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The? first of the twosome Teed Off and watched in horror as her ball? headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.? Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his? hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to? roll around in evident agony.

The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.? She then explained that she was a physical therapist:
"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I? could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me!" she told him? earnestly.

"Ummph, oooh, nnoo, I'll be all right.... I'll be fine in a few? minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in a fetal position? still clasping his hands together at his crotch.

But she persisted: and he finally allowed her to help. She gently took? his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put? her hands inside, beginning to massage him.

"How does that feel?" she asked.
"It feels great." He replied. "But my thumb still hurts like hell!".


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