An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared
The Devil told the lawyer, "I have a proposition for you. You can win every case
you try, for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your colleagues
will stand in
awe of you, and you will make embarrassing sums of money. All I want in exchange
is your soul, your wife's soul, your children's souls, the souls of your
and parents-in-law, and the souls of all of your friends and law partners."
The lawyer thought about this for a moment, then asked, "So, what's the catch?"