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What Kids think about Mom -

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What Kids think about Mom


The following questions were answered by 2nd grade school children:

Why did God make mothers?
1. She?s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of ?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men?s bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We?re related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people?s moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don?t know because I wasn?t there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.


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Andrew

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