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What I Want in a Man

What I Want in a Man (age 21)



1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover


What I Want in a Man (age 32)


1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week


What I Want in a Man (age 43)



1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn?t drive off until I?m in the car
3. Works steady ? splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I?m talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends


What I Want in a Man (age 54)


1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn?t belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn?t borrow money too often
4. Doesn?t nod off to sleep when I?m venting
5. Doesn?t re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends


What I Want in a Man (age 65)


1. Doesn?t scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn?t require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he?s laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it?s the weekend


What I Want in a Man (age 76)


1. Breathing.
2. Doesn?t miss the toilet.


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Kathy

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