There was the first day on kindergarten and the teacher was asking the
kids what their fathers do for work.
She asked this one little girl, "What does your daddy do?" and she said "my dad is a doctor and he helps people when they're hurt".
Then the teacher asked this little boy, "What does your daddy do?" and he said, "My daddy is a mechanic and fixes cars when they are broken".
Then the teacher asked this sad little boy, "What does your
daddy do?" and he said "my Daddy's dead", "Well" the teacher said, "What did
your daddy do before he died?"
The Boy said "He turned Blue and shit on the floor!"