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wedding gifts

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
?Are you the owner?? The pharmacist answers yes.
Says Jacob: ?We?re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication??
Pharmacist: ?Of course we do.?
Jacob: ?How about medicine for circulation??
Pharmacist: ?All kinds.?
Jacob: ?Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? ?
Pharmacist: ?Definitely.?
Jacob: ?How about Viagra??
Pharmacist: ?Of course.?
Jacob: ?Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice??
Pharmacist: ?Yes, a large variety. The works.?
Jacob: ?What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson?s disease??
Pharmacist: ?Absolutely.?
Jacob: ?You sell wheelchairs and walkers??
Pharmacist: ?All speeds and sizes.?
Jacob says to the pharmacist: ?We?d like to register here for our wedding gifts, please.


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