An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to get
him to the emergency room.
After what seemed like a very long wait, the E.R. doctor appeared, wearing his
scrubs and a long face.
Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid he is brain-dead, but his heart is still
"Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with
shock!!! "We've never had a Republican in the family before!?