Arbitrator \ar?-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby?s to work at McDonald?s.
Avoidable \uh-voy?-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do.
Baloney \buh-lo?-nee\: Where some hemlines fall
Bernadette \burn?-a-det\: The act of torching a mortgage
Burglarize \bur?-gler-ize\: What a crook sees with
Control \kon-trol?\: A short, ugly inmate
Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers \: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
Eclipse \i-klips?\: what an English barber does for a living
Eyedropper \i?-drop-ur\: a clumsy ophthalmologist
Heroes \hee?-rhos\: what a guy in a boat does
Left Bank \left? bangk?\: what the robber did when his bag was full of loot
Misty \mis?-tee\: How golfers create divots
Paradox \par?-u-doks\: two physicians
Parasites \par?-uh-sites\: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist \farm?-uh-sist\: a helper on the farm
Polarize \po?-lur-ize\: what penguins see with
Primate \pri?-mat\: removing your spouse from in front of the TV
Relief \ree-leef?\: what trees do in the spring
Rubberneck \rub?-er-nek\: what you do to relax your wife
Seamstress \seem?-stres\: describes 250 pounds in a size six
Selfish \sel?-fish\: what the owner of a seafood store does
Subdued \sub-dood?\: like, a guy, like, works on one of those, like, submarines,
Sudafed \sood?-a-fed\: bringing litigation against a government official