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Arbitrator \ar?-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby?s to work at McDonald?s.

Avoidable \uh-voy?-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do.

Baloney \buh-lo?-nee\: Where some hemlines fall

Bernadette \burn?-a-det\: The act of torching a mortgage

Burglarize \bur?-gler-ize\: What a crook sees with

Control \kon-trol?\: A short, ugly inmate

Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers \: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

Eclipse \i-klips?\: what an English barber does for a living

Eyedropper \i?-drop-ur\: a clumsy ophthalmologist

Heroes \hee?-rhos\: what a guy in a boat does

Left Bank \left? bangk?\: what the robber did when his bag was full of loot

Misty \mis?-tee\: How golfers create divots

Paradox \par?-u-doks\: two physicians

Parasites \par?-uh-sites\: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Pharmacist \farm?-uh-sist\: a helper on the farm

Polarize \po?-lur-ize\: what penguins see with

Primate \pri?-mat\: removing your spouse from in front of the TV

Relief \ree-leef?\: what trees do in the spring

Rubberneck \rub?-er-nek\: what you do to relax your wife

Seamstress \seem?-stres\: describes 250 pounds in a size six

Selfish \sel?-fish\: what the owner of a seafood store does

Subdued \sub-dood?\: like, a guy, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man

Sudafed \sood?-a-fed\: bringing litigation against a government official
 


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