3 dogs are sitting in the waiting room of
a vet's office. One is a Poodle, one is a Schnauzer and the other is a Great
Dane. The Poodle turns to the Schnauzer and asks, "Why are you here?" The
Schnauzer responds, "I'm 17 years old. I don't see or hear very well. I've been
having accidents in the house. My owner says I'm too old and sick so he brought
me here to be put to sleep." The Schnauzer asks the poodle, "Why are you here?"
The Poodle responds, "I've not been myself lately. I've been especially high
strung. I've been barking all the time, I've been snapping at people and I even
bit one of the neighbor's kids. Nobody knows why this has been happening. My
owner says he can't risk me biting somebody else so he brought me here to be put
to sleep." The Poodle and Schnauzer ask the Great Dane why he is here. The Great
Dane responds, "My owner is this beautiful runway model. Yesterday she was
walking around the house naked when she suddenly bent down to pick up something
she dropped. She was bent over and naked when nature took over and the next
thing I know I'm on top of her doing the doggie thing. I couldn't help myself."
The Poodle asks, "So your owner brought you here to be put to sleep?" The Great
Dane says, "No, I'm just here to get my nails trimmed."