A man went to his doctor seeking help for his terrible addiction to cigars.
The doctor was quite familiar with his very compulsive patient, so recommended
and quite drastic form of aversion therapy.
"When you go to bed tonight, take one of your cigars, unwrap it, and stick it
your backside Then remove it, rewrap it, and place it back with all the others
in such a
fashion as you can't tell which one it is. The aversion is obvious: you won't
any of them, not knowing which is the treated cigar."
"Thanks doc, I'll try it."
And he did.
But three weeks later he came back and saw the doctor again. "What? My
didn't work? It was supposed to be effective even in the most addictive of
cases, such as
"Well, it kind of worked, doc. At least I was able to transfer my addiction,"
"What in the hell is that supposed to mean?"
"Well, I don't smoke cigars anymore, but now I can't go to sleep at night unless
I have a
cigar shoved up my backside."